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Hey Ballers I finally gave the T-Shirt biz to a pro. @BOS_Shirts is not me but is officially sanctioned by BallOfSpray. What that means is there will be shirts available more often and the designs will be really really good.
  • Administrators
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@scotchipman I slightly edited your link. I really want all new t-shirt sales to go through @BOS_Shirts (who ever that mysterious person is). I have given him free reign to get shirts out there and I do not want to undercut him with my old shirts.

 

Please get all your BallOfSpray T-Shirts from @BOS_Shirts

  • Baller
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@Horton Any chance of chance of getting another original BallOfSpray T-Shirt, the one with the laundry list of all the items that need checked and all the things on our mind when we ski? That T-Shirt was the subject of more conversations than any T-Shirt I have ever worn, not to mention it was written in slalom skier language!
  • Baller
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@JC McCavit Great idea. Might need to be front AND back printed, AND with long sleeves. Lots of stuff to keep track of... :) Do you have the link to that post? or PM a pic of that shirt.
  • Administrators
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@BOS_Shirts I have that text somewhere. If you're not familiar it's a very funny rant about all the random things a skier is thinking about during one slalom pass
  • Administrators
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the original text from @LakeOneSkier

 

- I really have to get new shorts, these drag too much on the pull outs.

- Dammit, too much lube in my bindings.

- Man, that was a sweet gate!

- I forgot, which palm goes up?

- Could I backside the 1 ball any closer?

- It's only my first pass but I smell a PB today!

- Glad I adjusted my fin for this offside turn, hope it's not too much!

- How long do I have to wait for the 2 ball?

- This ski is so much more stable than a Monza.

- Maybe I should have tried a D3?

- That was a sweet 3 ball!

- Stop looking at the buoys!

- I really like my new vest.

- The water is smooth! I should be barefooting!

- SHit! Im late at 4!

- Maybe my fin should be .0001 longer, then I would always be early.

- When's the last time I changed the impeller?

- Ok, on cross winds to the North I need to really hold my 1-3-5 lean for .125 seconds longer, and to the South opposite.

- Oh wait, I think I have that backwards.

- Someone really needs to adjust that 5 ball.

- Why is the engine revng so much?

- Tacos and Corona sound good for dinner.

- Breath!¦ Breath! Breath!

- I could swear the 6 ball was farther down course.

- Is PP/ZO set correctly? Probably not. Stupid driver.

- Dammit, missed the gates¦ maybe they didnt notice.

- Close enough for me! Lets cut the rope!

 

 

  • Administrators
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I am all about bringing back the LakeOneSkier Rant but besides that I want to let @BOS_Shirts make new designs. He is an actual graphic pro. Just give him some time.
  • Baller
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Sometimes you have to be careful what you ask for because you might just get it! I ordered two shirts yesterday, one for me and one to give to a friend. Thanks @ BOS_Shirts
  • Baller
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Next time, you can put in fine print on the back, the upset skier rant. F-this, F- that, I quit, I am done with this sport, it's always someone or somthing else's fault, etc., etc.
  • Baller
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@JC McCavit I am completely open to hearing shirt ideas. If there seems like a critical mass of interest around something (like more than 5 people would order) I'll see what I can do.
  • Administrators
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@jcmccavit yea yea i know. Is funny. Sometimes i need to be explicit about what is ok.

 

I pretty much use every one of George Carlin's dirty words somewhere between one ball and six ball every time I ski. If your kids can read lips they should not ride in the boat when I ski. : )

  • Baller_
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You mentioned being open to shirt design ideas. How about this one. Would look better if it all fit into a perfect square but you get the idea.

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