Baller thager Posted October 1, 2009 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2009 Just curious how the "Beast" is treating you? My scores went up 6 bouys when "Muffin" and Misses MS towed that animal south!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jdarwin Posted October 1, 2009 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2009 Tom - that boat was velvet down here! Everybody wanted to ski behind that boat - actually used it for a round Sunday. It's as sweet as my 07 - must be the ice water up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted October 1, 2009 Author Baller Share Posted October 1, 2009 Yup, it figures! Everything is stiffer and harder up here according to "Muffin"! Not that he would know! You coming back next year for more frosty bouys?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted October 1, 2009 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2009 It's awesome Tom! I pulled the Texas A&M ski team with it on Tuesday and we had more than a few pb's. Mainly I did it so I could leer at the pretty college girls. What can I say? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted October 2, 2009 Author Baller Share Posted October 2, 2009 Glad it's working for you! Muffin took very good care of it. Saw in the Cottonwood picture that you ride the Elite with RS-1 bindings. I am on the same setup so I guess we could be twins! Except of course I am older, uglier, bowlegged and still ski like a hack. Also note that I have a USAWS approved handicap since I ski with Mark occasionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old MS Accout Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 That boat rocked. Thager is a 6.5 guy that gets beat up by ZO. It would be nice skiing in Houston right now with dual 08 Nautiques to choose from every day. Lets see, red and black or blue and black? Right now its 44F and rain all day. We wont see 60F for 2 weeks. Bad back, no boat, freezing cold and no more day light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted October 6, 2009 Baller Share Posted October 6, 2009 I know! We haven't had this many choices in a while. Plus our other ski partner has a 2010 RLXI coming. We've been having to dodge rain drops for a week, though!ZO switch harness and a jump switch will be here today so I can pull the A&M jumpers this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted November 9, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 9, 2009 And we have the first casualty. No, MS......... not the boat. But this cute thing with big PFD's wanted to go to the big lake and hang out since the weekend was supposed to be so nice. So we skied Saturday morning and then I moved the boat over to Lake Conroe and she and I went to one of the waterside restaurants for a late lunch. Which turned into a little bar hopping, dinner, and then watching a band at one of the waterside bars. So this pretty little thing gets completely hammered and I realize I need to take her home about 9pm. So we get back in the boat and head back to the truck/trailer. Well, she was being a little drunkenly obstinant when we got there and wouldn't get out of the boat. So I put it on the trailer and she still wouldn't get out. So by this time I was a little irritated and decided to just leave her back there for a while. LOL. So we get up to the highway that leads back towards the ski lake and I decide to give her one more chance to get out. Well, she does. But she tries to get out up by the windshield, misses the trailer step, pitches forward onto the concrete and knocks herself clean, smooth, eyes rolled back in her head OUT! WTF?!?!?! I'm talking total yard sale........shoes go two different directions, her purse contents scatter. And I'm standing there on the side road thinking that this is one of those "Oh sh$t!" moments. There are cars driving by, putting on their brakes. Great. Just what I need, someone to call the cops. So I pick her up, drag her down the side of the highway to the truck, throw her knocked out a$$ into the back floorboard, grab as much of her crap off the shoulder as I can and HAUL A$$ out of there. So here I am with this completely knocked out cold chick in my back floorboard with her ass up in the air driving down the highway. GREAT! I figure I better put the boat up before taking her to the emergency room, though. So I'm backing it in my storage since I didn't have time to take it back to the boat lift at the ski lake. Finally, she starts to mumble somewhat incoherently. But by the time I make it back up towards town, she's in the back calling me names and wondering what ran over her. LOL. Calling my friends for advice was fruitless, as they just laughed uncontrollably and even got their wives on the phone to hear the story again. So in the end I took her home and dumped her on my couch. She woke up about 9am yesterday and said "What the hell happened to my wrist?!?!" Her damn head didn't even hurt! I think her wrist might have been badly sprained or maybe even slightly fractured. But apparently, the alkeehol padded her brain and kept it from being rattled too badly. :) Don't try this at home.......I am a trained professional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jlittle Posted November 9, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 9, 2009 "I figure I better put the boat up before taking her to the emergency room, though."  At least you have your priorites straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old MS Accout Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I love it. At first I thougt it was your dog that didnt want to get out. Sounds like the movie Blind Date with Bruce willis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller tsixam Posted November 9, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 9, 2009 Hilarious! Tsixam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 9, 2009 Administrators Share Posted November 9, 2009 I need to see a photo of her. Did you get a second date? You know you really should have taken her to the hospital . . . California Ski Ranch ★ Denali ★ DryRobe ★ Goode ★ KD Skis★ MasterCraft ★ MasterLine ★ PerfSki ★ Radar ★ Reflex★ S Lines ★ Stokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted November 9, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 9, 2009 Horton, I told her you probably still had that college bee suit. :)  http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s320/2gofaster/Stuff/NadineBee.jpg http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s320/2gofaster/Stuff/NadineBee.jpghttp://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s320/2gofaster/Stuff/NadineBee.jpg Oh, and I stayed up most of the night and made sure she was ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jdarwin Posted November 9, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 9, 2009 We're her PFD's Coast Guard Approved or were they for competition only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 9, 2009 Administrators Share Posted November 9, 2009  Looks better on her California Ski Ranch ★ Denali ★ DryRobe ★ Goode ★ KD Skis★ MasterCraft ★ MasterLine ★ PerfSki ★ Radar ★ Reflex★ S Lines ★ Stokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted November 9, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 9, 2009 That is one of the funniest things I've ever read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Andre Posted November 9, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 9, 2009 Great story!lolCan only imagime you explaining to the cops on the roadside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuney Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Especially if you had also been drinking... but I'm sure you hadn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted November 9, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 9, 2009 I had been drinking earlier. But had only had water for the last hour or so. Had the cops rolled up and found me standing over a knocked out chick, though..........they would have thrown me UNDER the jail. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MAD11 Posted November 10, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 10, 2009 Shane,No wonder you called on Sunday. Wish I would have seen the call to hear this first hand. I think you may get rights to stay in the clubhouse back again after this one. Keep her around for the next hurricane. Darwin, Obviously these PFD's were built for competition and recreation. I'm fairly sure any Coast Guard Seaman would grant instant approval for either purpose. ma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted November 10, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 10, 2009 Marc, I've always got some cute little thing around! So Horton, you've never come clean on the story of you in the bee suit. Did you lose a bet? Or was that voluntary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 10, 2009 Administrators Share Posted November 10, 2009 Voluntary. I drank a lot in college California Ski Ranch ★ Denali ★ DryRobe ★ Goode ★ KD Skis★ MasterCraft ★ MasterLine ★ PerfSki ★ Radar ★ Reflex★ S Lines ★ Stokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted November 10, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 10, 2009 Horton used to wear that suit to all his classes and the football games. A lot of students thought we had two mascots, the indian and the drunken bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 19, 2009 Administrators Share Posted November 19, 2009 At least I have never "almost" shot myself in the foot when I went back to visit after college. Why did you have your gun that night anyway? California Ski Ranch ★ Denali ★ DryRobe ★ Goode ★ KD Skis★ MasterCraft ★ MasterLine ★ PerfSki ★ Radar ★ Reflex★ S Lines ★ Stokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted November 21, 2009 Baller Share Posted November 21, 2009 You are so weird. You make things up, right Caco? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 21, 2009 Administrators Share Posted November 21, 2009 One wonders how you became a police officer to begin with.I got your voice mail earlier in the week. Just too much going on to think about it. California Ski Ranch ★ Denali ★ DryRobe ★ Goode ★ KD Skis★ MasterCraft ★ MasterLine ★ PerfSki ★ Radar ★ Reflex★ S Lines ★ Stokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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