My jump skis are bare.............

[ForrestGump]

and have been for two weeks. What happened to my ball of hair stickers?!?!?! Am I gonna have to get WetJacket stickers instead?

[Guest]

We'll get you some "Barking Dawg Saloon" stickers!

[Horton]

Shane you are an ass monkey. No one has the stickers because I just don't have the time to screw around making stickers, finding packaging where they will not get wrecked in transit, addressing labels, drive to the UPS store, and pay for shipping.

 

Now everyone knows that I promised you stickers. And you ungrateful turkey, they went out in the mail Friday. If my inbox fills his request for stickers I am going to make you my sticker bitch.

[SM]

Free stickers?

[Horton]

Shane,

it looks like you have your first order.

 

I am just screwing with Shane. I do need to find a way to get BallOfSpray stickers out to anybody who wants him. At the moment it's just way too far down the priority list. A lot of people have asked. I must've been drunk when I told Shane I would send him his.