Administrators Horton Posted May 25, 2011 Administrators Share Posted May 25, 2011 Politicians tell the people whatever ... for votes. I was thinking about running for president in 2012. Below are a few ideas I have to get your votes. Water Skiing to become national sport Repeal all tax on boat gas and ski gear Repeal the beer tax Bob LaPoint on the Mt Rushmore Give Minnesota to Canada Repeal the metric system Mandate that Sports Illustrated feature Alex Laurentano in a bikini Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted May 25, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted May 25, 2011 So the Reflecting Pool at the Washington Monument will be reconfigured to accommodate a slalom course and jump? Tow boat becomes "Navy One"? Hey, wait a minute. California politicians with two balls get in enough trouble. I can't imagine what one with six would do! Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted May 25, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted May 25, 2011 Gets my vote accept for the MN part. Beer would be to expensive. Would add that government subsidies should be given for boat and ski purchases. Why not, they subsidise everything else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old MS Accout Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Canada Rocks Blackcomb and great beer up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I gotta agree, I think we are only willing to take warmer states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted May 25, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted May 25, 2011 You have to defend the homeland of waterskiing dontcha know. It was invented up dar in dat part of da country. Ya can't lose your history to a bunch of Crazy Canadians. Ya sure ya betcha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old MS Accout Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 It would be great if we could just send you our lame political leaders. Frankin would look great on the parliment up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 26, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 26, 2011 No government subsidies for anything.... darn I was not going to say that until I was elected. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted May 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 26, 2011 /vanilla2/uploads/FileUpload/0/840.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 26, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 26, 2011 THAT IS AWESOME! Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted May 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 26, 2011 Except for the budweiser shirt!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skibug Posted May 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 26, 2011 The t-shirt demonstrates that Horton is "everyman" and can empathize with the common folk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old MS Accout Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Horton is far from the Common Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 26, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 26, 2011 I will drink Bud. I am just a ball of spray Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller UTWaterSki Posted May 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 26, 2011 What's your stance on wake boarding and wake-surfing on public lakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 26, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 26, 2011 Public lakes.... as long as it is not near a slalom course it should be legal 24 hour a day. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klinger Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Will you outlaw Jetskis though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted May 26, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted May 26, 2011 I say make jetskis a legal game for hunting like duck season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller maverick Posted May 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 26, 2011 "I say make jetskis a legal game for hunting like duck season." I'd vote for that platform. Hell, I'd volunteer as a campaigner if Horton would go so far as to lift the lead shot ban on jetskis. 5-bag limit (per day). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 26, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 26, 2011 I will deport all JetSki owners and JetSkis to Minnesota (Canada). No point in wasting ammo just get rid of all of them. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bulldog Posted May 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 26, 2011 We don't want Minnesota or JetSkis!!! Give a tax credit or refunds on travel expenses to us Canadians when we come south to ski!!!! "Do Better..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 26, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 26, 2011 No I am going to build a fence to keep Canadians out. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 26, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 26, 2011 BIRTHPLACE of waterskiing....hmmmm... I had forgotten that... Good point. Change in plan. We give @MS to Canada and keep Minnesota Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 26, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 26, 2011 Give California to Mexico? Hmmm that could be good for the electoral map Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ski6jones Posted May 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 26, 2011 That picture is awesome BECAUSE of the T-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted May 26, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted May 26, 2011 I new you would see the light RE Minnesota. Now with regards to Al Frankin. Please send him to Canada the moment you enter the white house. Such a tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 26, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 26, 2011 Sending Franklin to guam Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted May 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 26, 2011 guam... how about some place fun like guantanamo bay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 26, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 26, 2011 whatever Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted May 27, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 27, 2011 declare Minnesota an indepent state and make MS supreme leader, see how long he lasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old MS Accout Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Make that Supreme Dictator and you have a deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 27, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 27, 2011 Deal Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller GAJ0004 Posted May 27, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 27, 2011 Minnesota has way to much natural water skiing and fishing territory to give up. I would not need to live on a lake there. I would have a portable slalom course, and when a lake gets too busy, pull out the boat and go to another lake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 29, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 29, 2011 When I am president you will be able to buy beer in Georgia 7 days a week. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bxroads Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 .....Alabama too, while you're at it. The really stupid thing about it is that you can still serve it in bars. So all the Sunday rule does is promote DUI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted May 29, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 29, 2011 Sunday after 12... yes that was a recent change... I believe counties in Ga now have the ability to vote for Sunday alcohol sells this coming year... its a money maker for the city Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted May 31, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 31, 2011 Make sure you can buy magic hat #9 in La John, first presidential decree for our state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 31, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted May 31, 2011 ? Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted May 31, 2011 Baller Share Posted May 31, 2011 Louisiana is pretty closed off to small beer companies, magic hat #9 is the bomb, but you can't buy it here, make sure when ur pres. to change that. Or better yet just bring some with you when you drive thru georgia, alabama, or ms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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