Baller_ Wish Posted April 21, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted April 21, 2020 When Jeff Rogers wants to ski, he doesn’t need a boat. The Earth just turns in the right direction and speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 One time Jeff Rodgers drove his own set. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller savaiusini Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 In 1972, Jeff Rodgers was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Jeff Rodgers. Sam Avaiusini - HO Sports Company - Director of Inside Sales and Business Operations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dthate Posted April 21, 2020 Members Share Posted April 21, 2020 So Jeff Rogers, Chuck Norris, twins separated at birth or when? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller disland Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 I "pitty the fool" who drafts Jeff Rogers in a head to head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 Jeff Rodgers skied 4.25@41off in 2005. In New Orleans. During Katrina. Behind a jazz ferry. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller JAS Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 Jeff Rogers keeps the line so tight he pushes the boat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Milford Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 Jeff Rogers has a warrant out for his arrest in 28 of the 50 states. The charge...Course Slaughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller savaiusini Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 Not many people know this, but Jeff Rodgers has a pretty cool side gig. He's been in every Star Wars movie... as the Force. Sam Avaiusini - HO Sports Company - Director of Inside Sales and Business Operations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 June 1986 Trophy Lakes, Jeff Rodgers barefooted 6@41. Back at dock he said, “the only reason I normally ride a ski is because the spray is better.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted April 21, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted April 21, 2020 Jeff Rogers spray is so big it can be seen from space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 Jeff Rodgers taught Bruce Lee karate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ALPJr Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 Once a month, Jeff Rodgers travels back to 2014 just to kick Horton’s ass for spelling Rodgers wrong on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skierjp Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 Jeff shoots the handle into the boat at last years Big Dawg finals and buries the handle in the tool box on the floor behind Will Bush after it hits the ski locker! ???? He has super human grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 The first time Jeff Rodgers ran 38off he was in Boys 1 with two skis tied together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DavidN Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 The handle pictured above has one pass on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 22, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 22, 2020 Jeff Rodgers inflates buoys just by looking at them Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller mattm Posted April 22, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 22, 2020 Jeff Rodgers could haul a boat from OHIO to OREGON ski at every lake on the way, drink beer and still do it in less time than FEDEX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller UWSkier Posted April 22, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 22, 2020 Jeff Rodgers once ran 43 off on an 8 buoy course in 16.08. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller LLUSA Posted April 22, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 22, 2020 Jeff Rodgers says yes sir when we comes to my house, just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller mfjaegersr Posted April 22, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 22, 2020 Jeff Rodgers pulls so hard he could finally get that F’n 5th Dentist to agree with the other 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 22, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 22, 2020 Jeff Rodgers sometimes can't believe he is Jeff Rodgers Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Tom351 Posted April 22, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 22, 2020 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jeff Rodgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 22, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 22, 2020 Jeff Rodgers skis with a coast-guard approved life jacket because he trains on the Atlantic Ocean. And the ocean of course turns into glass the second he turns on the Pro Star for a set. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted April 22, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 22, 2020 Jeff Rodgers has the power to control minds. He is currently using @Luzz to do his bidding for our entertainment, and doing a damn good job of it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller chris55 Posted April 22, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 22, 2020 Jeff Rodgers's name is so powerful that there is a guy who is "Luzzing" is mind ....!!!!! Love your coments @Luzz !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 23, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 23, 2020 @chris55 haha, love it. Legend narrates that Jeff Rodgers skis on rubber bindings because that's the only material that can absorb his insane load across the wakes. He'd go without bindings, but that would make it look unfair to others. And Jeff cares. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted April 23, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted April 23, 2020 Jeff Rogers doesn’t adjust his fin. The fin adjust itself outa fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller matthewbrown Posted April 23, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 23, 2020 These are all great sayings and all but I just want to see the video of him at 43....can’t someone please provide that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Tom351 Posted April 23, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 23, 2020 Jeff Rodger's preferred fin setting is "yes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Tom351 Posted April 23, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 23, 2020 Before a pass: Jeff Rodgers asks the boat driver "what Jeff Rodgers setting do you want?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ALPJr Posted April 23, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 23, 2020 @matthewbrown looks like you can rent or buy the film 43 at 43. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster88 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Someone once asked JR, “Is 43@43 even possible?” JR’s response, “I’ll let you live so you can see me do 75@75!!!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller UWSkier Posted April 23, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 23, 2020 The forum was offline this morning for Jeff Rodgers' personal viewing time. This is not a board setting. It just happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MrJones Posted April 23, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 23, 2020 This may not be as funny, but is supposed to be true. Back in the day Jody Johnston told me of Jeff forgetting his drill when going to test skis at Lake Wellington. No worries. He just grabbed a screwdriver and manually twisted them into the ski. (FYI: For you younger types this was before inserts. Just twisted a sheet metal screw through aluminum. No big deal) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted April 23, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 23, 2020 @MrJones I'm sure that is a true story. Jeff knows a thing or two on how to drill things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller NikolG Posted April 23, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 23, 2020 Jeff Rodgers got Carole Fu**ing Baskin to admit she killed her husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller JayG80 Posted April 23, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 23, 2020 It is so annoying when people leave the D out of Geoff Rodgers' name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted April 23, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted April 23, 2020 @JGee80, I agree. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted April 24, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 24, 2020 Jeff Rodgers is so tough Chuck Norris can't outski him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller OSSKI Posted April 24, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 24, 2020 Some say 'tennis elbow' is really just a conspiracy to help sell Jeff Rodgers' old handles. www.swervetracker.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 24, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 24, 2020 Jeff Rodgers is known to throw the handle in the boat… then catch it, and turn a couple of extra buoys. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 24, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 24, 2020 A word of wisdom from Jeff Rodgers equates to a 36-buoy improvement in your PB Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 24, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted April 24, 2020 @nikandsteve Jeff Rodgers ate Carole Baskin's husband for breakfast with a side of hash browns Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 26, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 26, 2020 Jeff Rodgers one time drove from work in the Carolinas to Clermont, FL to ski two sets on a weekend of 2003. He won Worlds. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 26, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 26, 2020 One time Jeff Rodgers lost… against Jeff Rodgers. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted April 26, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 26, 2020 When Jeff Rodgers gets a checkup, the nurse uses a tungsten carbide drill bit to take blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted April 26, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted April 26, 2020 Jeff Rodgers does not need boat and tower judges. NOBODY judges Jeff Rodgers.....EVER!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller JayG80 Posted April 27, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 27, 2020 One time Jeff Rogers lost… against Jeff Rodgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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