Administrators Horton Posted October 25, 2014 Administrators Share Posted October 25, 2014 Jeff Rogers uses hot sauce as eye drops. When Jeff Rogers was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. Jeff Rogers is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. SEAL Team Six plays "Hide and Go Seek" with Jeff Rogers just to keep their skills sharp. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Jeff Rogers can piss his name into concrete. If you spell Jeff Rogers wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Jeff Rogers?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Jeff Rogers' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Jeff Rogers will not take shit from anyone. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted October 25, 2014 Baller_ Share Posted October 25, 2014 When Jeff falls in water, Jeff doesn't get wet. Water gets Jeff Rogers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted October 25, 2014 Baller_ Share Posted October 25, 2014 Jeff Rogers can blow bubbles....with beef jerky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted October 25, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 25, 2014 When you are skiing head to head against Jeff, he has more rope than you do.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted October 25, 2014 Baller_ Share Posted October 25, 2014 He once taught a German shepherd to speak French in Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Skier Luzz Posted October 25, 2014 Elite Skier Share Posted October 25, 2014 One time Jeff Rodgers carried a ski down the dock... it was Glenn Campbell's One time the Queen of England met Glenn Campbell One time Glenn Campbell snapped a rope on buoy 1 at 41. He still ran the pass. (btw Jeff Rodgers is a hero) Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ mike_mapple Posted October 25, 2014 Baller_ Share Posted October 25, 2014 when you spell jeff RoDgers wrong you may as well start running as well. haha Performance Ski and Surf Mike@perfski.com 👾 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Onside135 Posted October 25, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 25, 2014 @Wish...False...Jeff Rodgers doesn't fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Razorskier1 Posted October 25, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 25, 2014 Buoys fear Jeff Rodgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller slow Posted October 25, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 25, 2014 The snow better hit or its going to be a long winter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted October 25, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 25, 2014 @Razorskier1 you may have distilled it down Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Steven_Haines Posted October 25, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 25, 2014 ZO try ' to hide from Jeff Rodgers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted October 25, 2014 Baller_ Share Posted October 25, 2014 Chuck Norris carries Jeff Rodgers' equipment bag. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theinvisiblesoul Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Jeff Rodgers can parallel park his Mapple at the gate at 43 off and still get 2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Mateo_Vargas Posted October 26, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 26, 2014 Jeff Rodgers puts his pants on both legs at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Stevie Boy Posted October 26, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 26, 2014 Jeff Rodgers Bends Ski Poles ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted October 26, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 26, 2014 Jeff doesn't need a tow pylon, he lassos the boat, while its moving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller tjm Posted October 26, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 26, 2014 Jeff Rodgers was bit by a radioactive spider in high school chemistry class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted October 26, 2014 Baller_ Share Posted October 26, 2014 @tjm, I would add to your post: "and the spider gained the powers and ability to run 41 off". The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller tjm Posted October 26, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 26, 2014 Good add-on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted October 26, 2014 Baller_ Share Posted October 26, 2014 If Jeff Rogers decides to hold his breath under water, water knows better than to try and drown Jeff Rogers. Jeff Rogers can turn water into beer. Jeff Rogers doesn't wash his boat, it wets itself out of fear. When Jeff Rogers skis on water...he leaves a dent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Stevie Boy Posted October 26, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 26, 2014 @Horton can Jeff Rodgers turn water into Kilo Kai ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted October 26, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 26, 2014 When Jeff Rodgers orders a beer ... the beer obeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BG1 Posted October 27, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 27, 2014 When I watch Jeff ski, I am often astonished at how the boat keeps taking those hits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted October 27, 2014 Baller_ Share Posted October 27, 2014 @BG1 true but... When Jeff Rogers skis, the boat does not take a hit, it takes a Jeff Rogers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TylerR Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 When a boat looses a bet it has to give Jeff Rogers a pull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Stevie Boy Posted October 27, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 27, 2014 When you are not on the podium, "You Have Just Been Rogered" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted October 27, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 27, 2014 When a cottonmouth bites Jeff Rodgers, it has 3 hours to get to a hospital.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller estrom Posted October 27, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 27, 2014 Jeff Rogers: "Chuck Norris? Who's she?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Skier Luzz Posted October 27, 2014 Elite Skier Share Posted October 27, 2014 the best pull in water skiing history is Jeff Rodgers pulling to 2ball at 41 at the 2003 Worlds as Swiss (fact, find the video) Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller webbdawg99 Posted October 27, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 27, 2014 Jeff Rodgers doesn't study ballofspray, ballofspray studies him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted October 28, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 28, 2014 @webbdawg99 true true Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogboy Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 When j.r. says "I love winter snow cap", the cascades melt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Brady Posted October 28, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 28, 2014 Jeff Rogers doesn't turn at the ball, the Earth turns to Jeff. Chuck Norris wants to be Jeff Rogers Jeff Rogers doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he drink Dos Equis. Jeff Rogers drinks Kilo Kai by the 5ths, and Kilo Kai is who gets buzzed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TylerR Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Jeff Rogers can run 41 off on a 2X4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Razorskier1 Posted October 28, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 28, 2014 This is Jeff at the 35+ worlds. I've been watching it a lot. His body position, to me, is perfect. Always stacked, never compressed. It has had me thinking the last few times I've skied and there are aspects of what I think I see him doing that really work. http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=rQQZ152Obkg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller mwetskier Posted October 30, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 30, 2014 the sun has to put on shades before staring directly at jeff rodgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Stevie Boy Posted October 30, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 30, 2014 Rodger Rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Jody_Seal Posted October 30, 2014 Baller_ Share Posted October 30, 2014 Yea but Chuck Norris never asked for a re-ride. He never needed one! Sorry Had to do it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Stevie Boy Posted October 30, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 30, 2014 Like all legends before, it seems like, the myth has been busted, all Heroes have flaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Skoot1123 Posted October 31, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 31, 2014 When J.R. shows up at a ski site and there are waves or white caps - that's the fear level of the water from seeing J.R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DmaxJC_ski Posted October 31, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 31, 2014 I'm going to be honest and I hope you all don't rip me too bad, I am very familiar with the name Jeff Rodgers, but that is all I was familiar with, therefore I made up my mind after reading this thread that I was missing something incredible, so I have devoted the better part of my day to educating myself on the legend of Jeff Rodgers, and what an education it was! Incredible! I'm pretty sure Jeff Rodgers uses Mobil 1 in his cereal and drinks 110 octane for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted October 31, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 31, 2014 ZO tries to hide from Jeff Rodgers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Jody_Seal Posted October 31, 2014 Baller_ Share Posted October 31, 2014 What too Soon? Shoot! I thought that was dang funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Gar Posted October 31, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 31, 2014 Jeff Rogers runs 39.5 off at 36mph in the dark without a warm up pass...he did so in Destin, FL 1996 Nationals Open division....Kryptonite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller sunperch Posted October 31, 2014 Baller Share Posted October 31, 2014 @Jody_Seal I laughed out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller mwetskier Posted November 1, 2014 Baller Share Posted November 1, 2014 @Jody_Seal -it didnt fit the concept of the thread and seemed kind of mean spirited to me and apparently several others. always ignore your good reviews but pay close attention to the bad ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Skier Luzz Posted April 21, 2020 Elite Skier Share Posted April 21, 2020 Just a little bump up for this GREAT thread. Jeff Rodgers ran 41mph both palms down. On combos. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ mike_mapple Posted April 21, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted April 21, 2020 I hear Jeff doesnt even have to turn behind the boat, the buoys just come to him. Thanks @Luzz for bumping this, gave me a good laugh this morning! And in all seriousness of everyone I have driven into or past 41, no one pulls the boat around like Jeff. Performance Ski and Surf Mike@perfski.com 👾 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Garn Posted April 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 21, 2020 Jeff Rogers was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now on 14 day quarantine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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