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The legend of Jeff Rogers


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Jeff Rogers uses hot sauce as eye drops.

When Jeff Rogers was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Jeff Rogers is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

SEAL Team Six plays "Hide and Go Seek" with Jeff Rogers just to keep their skills sharp.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Jeff Rogers can piss his name into concrete.

If you spell Jeff Rogers wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Jeff Rogers?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Jeff Rogers' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Jeff Rogers will not take shit from anyone.

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One time Jeff Rodgers carried a ski down the dock... it was Glenn Campbell's

One time the Queen of England met Glenn Campbell

One time Glenn Campbell snapped a rope on buoy 1 at 41. He still ran the pass.

 

(btw Jeff Rodgers is a hero)

Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics.

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If Jeff Rogers decides to hold his breath under water, water knows better than to try and drown Jeff Rogers.

 

Jeff Rogers can turn water into beer.

 

Jeff Rogers doesn't wash his boat, it wets itself out of fear.

 

When Jeff Rogers skis on water...he leaves a dent.

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Jeff Rogers doesn't turn at the ball, the Earth turns to Jeff.

Chuck Norris wants to be Jeff Rogers

Jeff Rogers doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he drink Dos Equis.

Jeff Rogers drinks Kilo Kai by the 5ths, and Kilo Kai is who gets buzzed.

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I'm going to be honest and I hope you all don't rip me too bad, I am very familiar with the name Jeff Rodgers, but that is all I was familiar with, therefore I made up my mind after reading this thread that I was missing something incredible, so I have devoted the better part of my day to educating myself on the legend of Jeff Rodgers, and what an education it was! Incredible!

 

I'm pretty sure Jeff Rodgers uses Mobil 1 in his cereal and drinks 110 octane for breakfast.

 

 

 

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