Baller Daryn_Dean Posted April 27, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 27, 2020 @estrom - Careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 28, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 28, 2020 @JayG80 I see what you did there, for a second I thought you plagiarized :lol: Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 28, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 28, 2020 When he heard 1990s atrocities like "It's humanly impossible to run 41off" Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 30, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 30, 2020 ZO tried to cooperate with Jeff Rodgers to test their system. Jeff was up for it and tried to help. However, there's no technology that can overcome the stress Jeff Rodgers puts on an engine. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted April 30, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted April 30, 2020 Some are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Jeff Rodgers was born with a black unknown carbon fiber ski in his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller UWSkier Posted April 30, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 30, 2020 Jeff Rodgers can divide by zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted April 30, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 30, 2020 If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear the words "Jeff Rodgers" over and over again Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporting Member Than_Bogan Posted April 30, 2020 Supporting Member Share Posted April 30, 2020 @UWSkier Just when I thought this thread had jumped the shark, you hit us with total brilliance! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller LOTW Posted April 30, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 30, 2020 Just an observation but does he ski with reverse grip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ghutch Posted April 30, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 30, 2020 @Gloersen not half way through the course... at each turn as it suits him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller UWSkier Posted April 30, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 30, 2020 Every Jeff Rodgers turn is an onside turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller keithh2oskier Posted April 30, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 30, 2020 Why does Jeff wear the cheapest Overtons PFD? Shouldn't the lake be afraid to drown Jeff? Seriously though, does anyone know why he doesn't use a modern life jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ALPJr Posted April 30, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 30, 2020 The USCG has used Jeff Rodgers to rescue rescue swimmers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Orlando76 Posted April 30, 2020 Baller Share Posted April 30, 2020 @keithh2oskier you only need a life jacket if your in the water. Jeff water skis but he’s never in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 1, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 1, 2020 @keithh2oskier it takes 5 buckles to contain Jeff Rodger's back muscles when he pulls behind the boat. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Tom351 Posted May 1, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 1, 2020 The US Coast Guard only uses life vests that are Jeff Rodgers approved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 2, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 2, 2020 Jeff Rodgers bends handles just by looking at them Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 6, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 6, 2020 Jeff Rodgers has 6 onside turns, all LFF. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Bruce_Butterfield Posted May 6, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted May 6, 2020 Jeff Who? If it was easy, they would call it Wakeboarding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 6, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 6, 2020 Clearly a different skier. Jeff Rodgers is second to none Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ALPJr Posted May 6, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 6, 2020 Do you mean this Jeff Rodgers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ALPJr Posted May 6, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 6, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ALPJr Posted May 6, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 6, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 7, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 7, 2020 The first time Jeff Rodgers got to try the course, he complained that 15off was too long for him1 1Source: " " by Will Keown Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 8, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 8, 2020 Most skiers are picky about the rocker on their ski. Jeff Rodgers prefers to get flat skis and flexing them himself. By hand. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 9, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 9, 2020 Jeff Rodgers' speed at centerline defies the laws of physics as we know them Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller VONMAN Posted May 9, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 9, 2020 Jeff Rodger's speed is so fast that turn balls look blue when approaching them! Ernie Schlager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller teammalibu Posted May 9, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 9, 2020 Jeff got stung by a Murder Hornet and the Hornet died! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Zman Posted May 9, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 9, 2020 Who's this Jeff guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 10, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 10, 2020 @Zman Clearly you are someone who enjoys living on the edge by writing blasphemy… best of luck with the backlash Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Skier Freddie Winter Posted May 10, 2020 Elite Skier Share Posted May 10, 2020 @ALPJr though I applaud you greatly for your wonderful answer to sad ignorance, your list missed a detail: 1ST SKIER IN THE WORLD EVER TO RUN 41OFF. World Record Holder - 1@43 off - - Held exclusively from 1997 to 1998 when some guy called Andy Mapple tied him. - Held jointly til 2003 when Chris Parrish added a quarter buoy. - Also the first skier to run it at 34mph but in the scheme of things that's almost irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Zman Posted May 10, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 10, 2020 @Luzz Ha. Guess I should have added "jk". In case some didn't know. Hope things are well back home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 12, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 12, 2020 Jeff Rodgers bends the pylon when skiing behind your boat… then straightens it back by hand. He's a nice guy. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted May 13, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 13, 2020 No one skied with a bent handle until someone grabbed one out of of Jeff Rodgers’ “used-once” pile of handles. Jeff still bends all the handles for each of the manufacturers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller keithh2oskier Posted May 13, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 13, 2020 Just like this thread, nothing can stop Jeff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller eyepeeler Posted May 13, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 13, 2020 Jeff Rodgers needs no sleep.... evident when he drove all night to get to and win the 2003 Worlds. Normally Jeff Rodgers does chin-ups all night and then at sunup switches to one handed chin-ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 13, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 13, 2020 When Jeff Rodgers salutes the sun, the sun answers back Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted May 13, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 13, 2020 Jeff Rodgers still goes to pro tournaments, to sign autographs, for the pros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 13, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 13, 2020 When Jeff Rodgers clicks on "Justify" on a word processor, the word processor tries to argue about its mistakes. Unsuccessfully. Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller UWSkier Posted May 13, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 13, 2020 Jeff Rodgers has counted to infinity on multiple occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Luzz Posted May 14, 2020 Baller Share Posted May 14, 2020 The stress Jeff Rodgers puts on the boat driver is only comparable to that of the carbon fibers of Jeff's ski Ski coach at Jolly Ski, Organizer of the San Gervasio Pro Am (2023 Promo and others), Co-Organizer of the Jolly Clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted May 18, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted May 18, 2020 Jeff Rodgers ran 39 so often that the AWSA once toyed with the idea of calling it The Jeff Rodgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted May 18, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted May 18, 2020 Jeff Rodgers does not need a pre- stretched rope. When he picks one up, the rope just gives up all notion of recoil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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