Baller TEL Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 I have a new 2015 ski, 2015 comp vest, 2015 gloves, 2015 rope and handle love them all. I need nothing. Then why do I have to be at Performance when the doors open on Saturday for their Demo and end of the year sale. Please help with a good excuse to leave the house without her. Damn addiction, I will have to hide my stash when I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted October 2, 2015 Administrators Share Posted October 2, 2015 Bikini sale? Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted October 2, 2015 Administrators Share Posted October 2, 2015 @perfski ? Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Put an old combo ski in your ski bag. Tell her that you are going to have your fin block checked by Bill. Hide the old combo in the neighbors bushes. Go to Performance. Walk in to the house with your new ski in the old case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller GOODESkier Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Lots easier to have GOODE make you a new ski with the old "custom" graphics.......... Haven't used that one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller OldboyII Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 No chance. Wifes do not need to hear excuses. They simply smell odor of our guilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skialex Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Print a fake gift card from Performance and say that you won a BOS contest something and Saturday is the day to cash it in. No need to hide the buyings cause they would be "free"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller TEL Posted October 2, 2015 Author Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Horton, Yes Performance in Orlando, by the way I have bought all my equipment there. It's like a candy store. Skialex, I like the gift card idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 This just reaffirms my reasoning for the single life. Just don't tell my girlfriend I said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Gotta have a back up rope and a "tournament only" handle...extra binding, too in case of failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Chef23 Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 I love the Performance store. I am just glad I don't live in Orlando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Roger Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Why don't you just tell her you want to check out the sale? Lying to your wife never has a good outcome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Stevie Boy Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Tell her, sorry but you have a confession to make. "Babe I am sorry but I am ADDICTED TO CARBON FIBER" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Tell her you heard there are fantastic discounts being given, and the more you spend, the more you save. Or tell her that some guy was going to present a seminar on boat driving, or some boring topic she would never want to sit through.. It used to be easier when every ski I bought was Black and Orange. I couldn't even tell them apart! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller oldjeep Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Tell her you're going out for a while to look for your stones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Chef23 Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Tell her how much money you saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Taylor Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I was always told by my wife its easier/better to ask for forgiveness then permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dacon62 Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Just tell her your going with the agreement that she gets to spend as much as you do on clothes/purses or whatever her weakness is. That's the way this will shake out anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller TEL Posted October 2, 2015 Author Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 It seems everyone has been in this situation before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Skoot1123 Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Thankfully my wife skis and knows the "issues" already. Would be easier if your wife was interested in some type of watersports activity and you could come home with a surprise gift! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller OldboyII Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 My best half likes when I buy new equip because this immediately gives her a reason to compensate my spendings by buying something nice for herself ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dchristman Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 My wife usually doubles what I spend... don't forget there's penalty and interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Several trips to the hair stylist for cuts and color all year = New ski in my book.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted October 2, 2015 Baller_ Share Posted October 2, 2015 Dump her off at the Spa and tell her your going to get the oil changed. Or just dump her and trade up for a wife that skis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Chef23 Posted October 2, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2015 Just tell her you are going skiing leave with an empty ski bag and bring it back full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller mellig Posted October 3, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 3, 2015 Just need to tell her to have lunch ready when you get back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Fehlindra Posted October 3, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 3, 2015 funny post but this is prob how its looks like IRL among many of us, i spend the gold on skies and equipment my girlfriend spend it on clothes botox and whatever it can be aaa the new thing is lashes that an specialist glue one by one time consuming and thats done like every 2 veeks so in the long run its an new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ISP6ball Posted October 3, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 3, 2015 Confess to your wife that your addicted to porn. When she flips her lid about it,...............pull out a magazine with the new 2016 skis in it, and tell her......sorry. She'll be so relieved that's all it is, and encourage you to go look at the new skis! No? Maybe it's the other way around. Who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rodecon Posted October 3, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 3, 2015 I just used this one with pretty good results: " Honey, i dont want to buy a new ski, but i HAVE to on account of our eldest son has outgrown his ski so needs to move up to my current one...........what? You think my ski is to big for him? Naw, a 68" ski is perfect for a 13 year old!!!". ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Mrs_MS Posted October 4, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 4, 2015 @MS you can dump me at the spa anytime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted October 4, 2015 Baller_ Share Posted October 4, 2015 @TEL, did you go to the sale and what did you buy? Or, is the "what didn't you buy" list shorter? The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller TEL Posted October 5, 2015 Author Baller Share Posted October 5, 2015 Well I gave in I told my wife that I wanted to check out the demo sale at Performance . But I would first drop her of at the Florida mall across the street. If you have never been it is a beautiful mall that has just been remodeled with the best food court of any mall I have been in. Guys never drop off your wife or girlfriend there. I did not need much but I did pick up a new rear toe binding $39. My wife spent $268 and lunch for use both $24 she then wanted to go to movies $30 then dinner $73. Did I say I spent 4 hour in the mall. The day spa would have been a lot cheaper Next time lie, lie, lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Chef23 Posted October 5, 2015 Baller Share Posted October 5, 2015 @TEL next time just give in to your desires for more new ski stuff and it will be even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted October 5, 2015 Baller_ Share Posted October 5, 2015 @Mrs_MS Your are a wife that loves to ski so no Spa needed. You need to change your moniker now that you have a new bedroom set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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