Current average TP rolls per set ?

[rawly]

Up at the lake to do work and use as home base for riding my mountain bike and dirt bike. I usually don’t throw the boat in until it starts getting too hot for me to ride comfortably , then it’s ski time !! Almost out of the priceless thin paper on the roll , and of course , local stores have none. Might have to throw the boat in and offer rides for rolls , or sneak over to Horton’s place when I see him and Reagan ( hate to call that cute little girl Buford ) over on lake 3 with Rico and his crew of little ones. I know that we are in a serious situation and it’s no joke , but figured a little humor would be ok. Might take my mind off of the several new Mastercrafts that I just lost in my 401K ☹️ Damn I should of bought that boat last fall ?.

[keithh2oskier]

Well gas is getting cheap and TP is at a premium.

 

Depending on your TP to shit ratio, it may be more cost effective to just ski without shorts on and let the water pressure make short work of the situation.

[Horton]

@rawly @rico is leaving this afternoon and if you break into his house there are eight rolls in the bathroom. Please bring me 4.

[rawly]

You got it. That will replace the four I got from you today , not. I tried , but Kim was home. With everyone working from home now , us burglars are getting hit just as hard as you honest working folks. Here is the moment I thought I was about to hit the TP jackpot.

 

[Horton]

my spray is awesome

[Hockdog]

And chicks dig big spray.

[thager]

Although it's a PIA not having TP is such a minor deal! Get in the tub or shower next to the loo and wash your bum with soap and water. Heck, take a whole shower! Most of you filthy animals need it anyway! B)