Funny stuff from way back...

[AKShortline]

Does anyone remember, or hopefully have access to, the write-up someone made (I think it was a T-shirt for a while) that was all of the thoughts that go through our heads during a slalom pass? It was like fin adjustments, tacos for dinner, Corona sounds good, oh shit that's 5 ball, etc. Any help appreciated. It was a classic.

[aupatking]

I believe that’s “Rant”. That right @Horton?

[DW]

Mine is usually "I got this" shortly followed by "s**t" at ball 5 or 6.

[Horton]

Here is the shirt

https://bos-shirts.creator-spring.com/listing/BOS_Skiers_Rant_Back2?product=46

Original text from @LakeOneSkier

 

- I really have to get new shorts, these drag too much on the pull outs.

- Dammit, too much lube in my bindings.

- Man, that was a sweet gate!

- I forgot, which palm goes up?

- Could I backside the 1 ball any closer?

- It's only my first pass but I smell a PB today!

- Glad I adjusted my fin for this offside turn, hope its not too much!

- How long do I have to wait for the 2 ball?

- This ski is so much more stable than a Monza.

- Maybe I should have tried a D3?

- That was a sweet 3 ball!

- Stop looking at the buoys!

- I really like my new vest.

- The water is smooth! I should be barefooting!

- SHit! Im late at 4!

- Maybe my fin should be .0001 longer, then I would always be early.

- When is the last time I changed the impeller?

- Ok, on cross winds to the North I need to really hold my 1-3-5 lean for .125 seconds longer, and to the South opposite.

- Oh wait, I think I have that backwards.

- Someone really needs to adjust that 5 ball.

- Why is the engine revng so much?

- Tacos and Corona sound good for dinner.

- Breathe Breathe Breathe

- I could swear the 6 ball was farther down course.

- Is PP/ZO set correctly? Probably not. Stupid driver.

- Dammit, missed the gates¦ maybe they didnt notice.

- Close enough for me! Lets cut the rope!

[RAWSki]

That's awesome I don't remember seeing it before.   I would need a larger/longer short I have a few dozen more items.

[Drago]

6 hours ago, RAWSki said:

That's awesome I don't remember seeing it before.   I would need a larger/longer short I have a few dozen more items.

Wrap around. Perfect. The last thought on the front is , "oh crap, I can't read the back. I know I forgot something"

[AKShortline]

Thanks @Horton

[Slalom.Steve]

I have that shirt!

There's also this great video: 

 

[BOS_Shirts]

@AKShortline The Teespring site just got overhauled and I had to re-create most of the listings. The link above went away. Here is new link to the skiers rant shirt: https://bos-shirts.creator-spring.com/listing/ballofspray-skier-rant

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