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I love skiing and I like tournament skiing and I think there is enough difference in the two to understand why some people would like one and not the other. I also think that groups of people are different enough to make either experience different. i.e. warm and friendly verses cold and indifferent. When I got involved with course skiing in the early 90’s, I formed a water ski club in my area. We had loads of fun. We had a bunch of non-AWSA tournaments with awards. We had practice skiing with cook-outs included and probably over thirty members. The pro tour stopped being shown on TV and overall interest faded.
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I like tournaments despite some negative experiences. The first tournament I went to, I was just learning to ski the course. They had a Novice division. I place third and was very excited to know I was getting a trophy. However, they told me that someone in the Expert division had entered in the Novice division, so they gave him the first place trophy which meant that 1st got 2nd, 2nd got 3rd and I got nada. Three of us walked away feeling screwed. I was determined to progress. The next tournament, I won 1st place Novice. I don’t think tangible awards are that important, but I do think they are more special to entry level people in any sport. I played hard and move my ranking to Expert, then Master and then EP. I tied second with Rick Anderson at States. I moved out of M2 to M3 and competed at the State Championship and got third place with only fractions of a buoy separating me and Kim Bryant, Finklea Tomlinson and me.  My area usually only had two tournaments a year. I am not much for travel, but I made a point to always support and ski in the State Championship. I think it was the 1996 State Championship where I was so offended, I quit tournament skiing. By then attendance had really faded in my area. My interest had not faded. In practice, I was starting to get more consistent at -38, so I was stoked to try it under tournament pressure. In all previous tournaments I had skied, there was an equipment check table near the starting dock. They would put a sticker dot on your handle, ski and vest after checking them. There was always a dock starter checking for your three stickers as you congregated on the starting dock. On that day, they were few people to be seen anywhere. My wife and I set our chairs near the starting dock. So we could hear the intercom and follow the running order. That was given to me when I signed in that morning. I was first to ski in M3 and when my turn came, I put on my ski and got in the water. The boat pulled the rope tight and then said get out of the water, I was disqualified for not having my equipment checked. I walked down to speak to the chief judge and he handed me a rule book and told me that the equipment check was in a different area. They checked my ski and vest but NOT my handle. I was told that they were not checking handles and that NO ONE had their handles checked. I found in the current rule book that it was required to check and mark ALL THREE and that there was to be a dock starter to confirm the marks before you ski. I pointed out that they were not following the outlined rules because there was not a dock starter, not using any stickers and not checking any handles. I pointed out that we were there to have fun and to please let me ski. At the end of M3 round they took the boat around the lake and gathered about twelve people to vote. The vote was to not let me ski. I then pointed out that if they think they are so right then why are they breaking USCG listing on the boat sticker by overloading the boat. As you can imagine, that didn’t help.
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I continued non-tournament skiing and teaching skiing. I eventually accomplished the -39 a few times. After about ten years, some friends of mine convinced me that things had changed and the click that used to run thing were not involved any more and I should come ski in their tournament. I took their advice and skied some tournaments. I broke our state’s M4 record by getting two buoys at -39. I was so excited to know I was going to be in a record book. Disappointedly, they put my first name in the record book with the last name of the previous holder. The next year our state was not listed at all. I knew a M3 record holder had skied himself into MM with ½ @ -41. I sent our state people a letter to point out our state had a tournament division for MM but had not added it to our record book like others had done since MM came into play. The next year that same person entered a tournament in the MM division and got, I think, 4@-39. Instead of listing him as a record holder in MM they bumped me and put him in the M4 slot. Isn’t that like taking an Open Men and bumping him into a M2 record slot? It is not good for either person. Life is great, but not always fair. Tournament skiing is great, but not always fair. I have passionately devoted twenty years to course skiing and have recently built a ski lake. I have thought about building a casket shaped like a ski boat so I can be buried inside suited up to ski; vest, gloves, handle with ski by my side. Hopefully there will be a great many years ahead before I would need it.
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I would like to host some fun tournaments with cash prizes, but handicap it some how so all levels can compete on the same level. Skiing, music, food, fun and great camaraderie. But first I need grass around the lake. It would be a mess right now. I want to like to skiing tournaments more. No one is perfect and mistakes will be made. Maybe in time my interest will grow? I don’t know if anyone else is like this, but I challenge myself so hard to ski better that I often get butterflies right before I practice ski.
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