Baller_ lpskier Posted August 16, 2018 Author Baller_ Share Posted August 16, 2018 @One_Ski It’s one thing when your (my) mother says it. It’s quite another when your doctor starts saying it! Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted August 16, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 16, 2018 If you have to put your glasses on to adjust the speed control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller oneski Posted August 17, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 17, 2018 If the decals on your ski includes one from Depends you might be in Men’s 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skialex Posted August 17, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 17, 2018 If reading glasses are your key tool in your tool bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted August 18, 2018 Author Baller_ Share Posted August 18, 2018 If you can’t find your life jacket, and it turns out you are wearing it, you might be in M6. Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted August 18, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 18, 2018 After a hard pull from 3 to 4 ball you wonder if you should make a biohazard report, you just might be in Men 6!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ScottScott Posted August 18, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 18, 2018 All those comments about readers, and not being able to see zero off screen.....I resemble those remarks. Making me feel old at Men 4. I guess you must be Men 6 if Men 4s are the young guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted August 18, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 18, 2018 When random farts slip out while you are walking...you might be in Men 6. When it becomes permissible to talk about your hemorrhoids on the starting dock...you might be in Men 6. When all of your toenails are so thick and yellow you need a dremmel to trim them...you might be in Men 6. When it becomes easier to urinate sitting down...you might be in Men 6. When you get really bushy eyebrows, nose hair and ear hair, and either can't see it or don't care to trim it...you might be in Men 6. When the part in your hair becomes ever closer to your ear...you might be in Men 6. When you wear two strap velcro tennies...you might be in Men 6. If conversations start with "So...you had your colonoscopy yet?", and the other dude says "Yep, they told me I have the perfect ass-hole....hardy har har har"...then the other guy says "Well I was just happy they didn't find my head up there!"...you might be in Men 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted August 18, 2018 Author Baller_ Share Posted August 18, 2018 If you look like this, you might be in M6. Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Chef23 Posted August 18, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 18, 2018 @lpskier I did the double glasses look well before Men’s 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted August 18, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 18, 2018 You might be in Men’s 6 if your name is @lpskier and you post a life jacket comment that has been posted twice already... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted August 18, 2018 Author Baller_ Share Posted August 18, 2018 @Chef23 Truth be told, the guy in my photo is M5. @Bill22 Well, I guess that’s the whole point of this thread, isn’t it? Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Chef23 Posted August 19, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 19, 2018 I am in Men’s 4 for a few more years and still can’t read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeT Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 TRUE Story at Nationals. If your looking for your handle after you just got done skiing and I tell you it's around your neck, you might be in men 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeT Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 If the talk on the dock is about retirement and when to take your social security Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ScottScott Posted August 19, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 19, 2018 @Steveo see previous comment from @MikeT That was the talk on our dock last weekend.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenFawcett Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 You launch your boat and you launch the trailer with it. (BTDT) You try to launch your boat and remember you left the prop in the garage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Drago Posted August 19, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 19, 2018 Well, I'm a young m5, but I have to ask my son what ZO setting I've been using lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted August 19, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted August 19, 2018 This is not quite M6, but it really happened. My wife is not a skier. My wife asked, "Are you skiing Sunday". I reply, "No, I didn't plan to". She says, "Why not? I think the weather is supposed to be good". I say, "It's your birthday". The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DaveD Posted August 19, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 19, 2018 @MISkier you did end up skiing today. Your gift to her must have been peace and quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted August 19, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted August 19, 2018 @DaveD, that’s conversation took place a couple weeks ago. I did not ski. She really did forget it was her own birthday. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller klindy Posted August 20, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 20, 2018 @MikeT glad to help you find your “multi-colored” handle. That was a highlight that day! Funniest thing is there were like 3 or 4 people looking all over for it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller OldboyII Posted August 20, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 20, 2018 ... when passing by trash bin you throw there training bag instead of bag with rubbish (which is in your left hand) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller david_ski Posted August 20, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 20, 2018 This string is hilarious. I resemble many of these comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ghutch Posted August 20, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 20, 2018 Don't feel bad, I have readers in my ski tool bag. And I'm in M4!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ghutch Posted August 20, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 20, 2018 Don't feel bad. My readers are in my ski tool bag also. And I'm in M4!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ghutch Posted August 20, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 20, 2018 Don't feel bad, I have readers in my ski tool bag. And I'm in M4!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ghutch Posted August 20, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 20, 2018 Don't feel bad. My readers are in my ski tool bag also. And I'm in M4!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skialex Posted August 28, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 28, 2018 @ghutch you might be in M6 when you press the post button multiple times o:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ghutch Posted August 28, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 28, 2018 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporting Member Than_Bogan Posted September 11, 2018 Supporting Member Share Posted September 11, 2018 @lpskier Running the seat heat with AC on is possibly the best tip I've ever gotten from BoS!! Doing this all the time now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Zman Posted September 16, 2018 Baller Share Posted September 16, 2018 ...you look around for your cell phone, then realize you are watching the California ProAm webcast on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller cruznski Posted September 17, 2018 Baller Share Posted September 17, 2018 I'm in Men 6. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted September 18, 2018 Author Baller_ Share Posted September 18, 2018 @cruznski I was going to post that the other day. Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted September 18, 2018 Baller Share Posted September 18, 2018 Next year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Drago Posted September 18, 2018 Baller Share Posted September 18, 2018 Good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller cruznski Posted September 18, 2018 Baller Share Posted September 18, 2018 you might be in Mens 6 if this is the boat you learned to slalom behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Zman Posted September 18, 2018 Baller Share Posted September 18, 2018 @cruznski Sweet boat! You still have it? In my early days I skied and barefooted behind a friend's mahogany hull ChrisCraft with a Chrysler engine. Great looking boats. Fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted September 18, 2018 Author Baller_ Share Posted September 18, 2018 Century Coronado? Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller cruznski Posted September 19, 2018 Baller Share Posted September 19, 2018 @lpskier it's a 1952 Century Resorter #27 out of 55 made that year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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