Do you ever fart in the slalom course?

[Horton]

@rico looked at me crazy when I told him that I was at 3 ball at 38 the other day, hit some small rollers and farted. At the time I thought it might it might have been a shart. It really scared me. I can not be the only one who has done this.

 

 

[Horton]

In case it's not clear. I create a new section of the website that is just for guys that I think know what they're talking about and probably run at least mid 38. The point is to have some fun and actually share some information as opposed to dodging the knuckleheaded posts from skiers who mean well but really don't know what they're talkin about.

[klindy]

It’s not even winter, no ice anywhere (except probably at @MS lake) and you’re already dipping the septic tank for subject matter? This more of a February topic isn’t it?

[6balls]

Appreciate the higher end skier section, but no haven't farted in the course to my recollection. Bro Jim peed in a drysuit by mistake once after jumping in!

[jayski]

@Horton did it help you accelerate out of the turn? Or since you think you sharted you tail rode across the wakes to 4?

[Horton]

@6balls peeing in a dry suit is a choice & a mistake. Farting mid pass, at least for me, is a surprise.

[Bruce_Butterfield]

@horton, I bet you are wrong and you are the only one who has done that. Maybe time to see a Dr.

[Horton]

Could be a direct correlation to my Mexican food intake

[bishop8950]

Given (according to @rico ) the next morning you took 6 trips to the bathroom either A you have a problem or B you were scared shitless to ski against me in the H2H. Or C both

[rico]

Farting in the course suggest a bad posture

[klindy]

Did you ask for a reride?!