Administrators Horton Posted March 16, 2020 Administrators Share Posted March 16, 2020 does anybody have statistical data on the toilet paper shortage? I think once the graphs show we are at the Peak of toilet paper shortage we will know things are getting better. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller RazorRoss3 Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 Stop hoarding TP, everybody needs to poop and no one wants to use their hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller eleeski Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 Get constipated so you "flatten the curve". Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just use bread. Life is a S#%t sandwich anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted March 16, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted March 16, 2020 @thager whole wheat or white? I only eat the gluten free stuff - it is not very durable. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Mrs_MS Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller waterskicorey Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 There are a lot of assholes that think they need a lot of TP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted March 16, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted March 16, 2020 @Mrs_MS I confess I use way more than 20 sheets per poop. I do not know how many but 20 seems like not enough. ( I drink too much coffee & I like a clean exit hole ) Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Mrs_MS Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 @Horton Your just shitty? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted March 16, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted March 16, 2020 Image being a single guy who drives the toilet paper delivery truck. Hey Ladies.... Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rawly Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 Looks like my wife is trying to starts a lawn mower when she gets the toilet paper off the roll. Stressed me out until a combination of letting it go and the introduction of the mega packs of TP. We have 3 daughters , and guess who potty trained them. This damn panic buying better not elude me for my quest for the beloved mega pack for very much longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller gsm_peter Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 Could the increased usage be due to: Each time some one sneze 10 shit in their pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller chrislandy Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 just use a bum gun, TP problem solved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 So many bare shelves at walmart yesterday...crazy...TP, dish soap, hand sanitizer. Without an excessive up-tick in usage of TP, there should be enough for everyone just like there was before--granted people don't fill their garages with the stuff. This not a G.I. illness. We joke, but those not panicking probably won't have any soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Obrienslalom Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 When I was young and single I did all my poos at work. I would have had no good gauge for how much I needed if I couldn't go to work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller UWSkier Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 I'm installing one of those delightful Japanese washlets. Problem solved! That or just go barefooting naked. :# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BraceMaker Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 @Obrienslalom I was giving my wife (who is working from home for the next 3 weeks) crap because we have 18 rolls remaining. Which should be a few months worth but now she's going to be in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 @UWSkier I want to see that deepwater start...on second thought...no I don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rico Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 If you are in the Los Angeles area, and would like to ski behind a beautiful Mastercraft on a private waterski lake: 1 set = 1 toilet roll 1 set with coaching: 1 toilet roll + Hand sanitizer Additional options: a) Drive straight = Add rice or pasta b) Celebrity tour of Ball Of Spray headquarters (from a distance, it's not safe there) = add Scotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted March 16, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted March 16, 2020 @rico what octane gas will be in the boat for my roll of toilet paper? Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rico Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 In my 5.7 regular works fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 Once the trees leaf out, everything will be fine, except for those that can’t identify poison ivy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted March 16, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted March 16, 2020 Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skialex Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 Don’t get it really... same thing everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller mfjaegersr Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 @Horton - 20 sheets - at a minimum?! That’s at least 6.5 feet. ? Maybe it’s your technique? Maybe you should try left handed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Skoot1123 Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 This might be the thread - or roll of the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dacon62 Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller swc5150 Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller swc5150 Posted March 16, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 16, 2020 East bound and down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DangerBoy Posted March 17, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 17, 2020 My toilet is right next to a bathtub and shower and a sink like most people's so I'm not worried about running out of poop tickets. I took a different approach to preparing for the long self isolation period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MichaelWiebe Posted March 17, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 17, 2020 Some idiot ate bat soup, and now I can't wipe my ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BraceMaker Posted March 17, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 17, 2020 @DangerBoy someone's been keeping up to date with good old ave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DangerBoy Posted March 17, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 17, 2020 @BraceMaker Good old ave? Not sure what you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller oldjeep Posted March 17, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 17, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted March 17, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted March 17, 2020 Email from my wife: So I have just been into Publix. Honestly it was shocking - they had no toilet paper at all. Reluctantly I headed for the customer service and asked if they had any. A firm NO and a look of sheer disgust was the answer. Walking back to the toilets with my pants around my ankles was a walk I never want to do again. Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mmskiboat Posted March 17, 2020 Members Share Posted March 17, 2020 We are up in a northern cottage area in Ontario, went into the store yesterday in town (Haliburton) and there were a few items that we empty but they had lots of TP, soap and cleaning supplies. I do not think that have hand sanitizer as that has been out for a while as I do not think they typically order that stuff. The stock guy was saying how they are doing summer orders of some stuff (winter time is a slow season as lakes are all ice). Most people were chill. When I saw the clips from the city last week it made me think we are f'cked when a virus comes a long that just kills everyone that gets it. I mean people are fighting over TP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ DW Posted March 17, 2020 Baller_ Share Posted March 17, 2020 The unfortunate aspect is there has been discussion from experts on how to handle a pandemic for a long time as the world globalized. Too bad society did not listen very carefully, but fortunately humans are pretty resilient and will bounce back. I hope the panic buying slows down and some semblance of sanity starts to prevail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Ed_Johnson Posted March 17, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 17, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted March 17, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 17, 2020 Guess it's time to stop laughing at the Europeans and their bidets...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BraceMaker Posted March 17, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 17, 2020 We can certainly laugh at the people storing 10 months worth of TP - may their basements flood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Mrs_MS Posted March 18, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 18, 2020 THESE WERE EVERYWHERE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted March 18, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 18, 2020 https://imgflip.com/i/3t2g95 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 2Valve Posted March 18, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 18, 2020 Ran up to the local Lowe's just to get out of the house (my company is on mandatory WFH). Took my dog with me and he was mobbed with affection by all the store employee's, since there was nobody in the store. :) w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DaveD Posted March 19, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 19, 2020 @2Valve You did dip your dog in hand sanitizer after that, right? :smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 2Valve Posted March 19, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 19, 2020 @DaveD ubetcha. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Nando Posted March 20, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 20, 2020 Local news here had a spot yesterday about a hardware store owner who got a pallet of 36-packs of TP. He was charging $89.99 for them! He tried to justify it. What's a justifiable punishment for this idiot? I have some ideas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller LoopSki Posted March 20, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 20, 2020 Well thats all she wrote folks. Luckily I have a lake behind the house to jump in . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller OldGuysRule Posted March 20, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 20, 2020 To complete thager's quip.....Life is a %(#* sandwich! The more bread you have, the less %(#* you have to eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DaveD Posted March 21, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 21, 2020 @LoopSki Looks like you are suffering from PTSD: post-toiletpaper stress disorder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DSP Posted March 29, 2020 Baller Share Posted March 29, 2020 I ate some bugs, I ate some grass. I used my hand, to wipe my.....Tears....Encarnacioooon! Didle didle didle deee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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