BoMo Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 best answer will receive a $25 Starbucks card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoMo Posted September 24, 2011 Author Share Posted September 24, 2011 Single Malt Scotch man? Or Billy Beer boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck_Dickey Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jipster43 Posted September 24, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 24, 2011 A fella' with a giant pillow with which to lay his enormous head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Jody_Seal Posted September 24, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted September 24, 2011 The Dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted September 24, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted September 24, 2011 In Sweeden the name "Horton" translates directly to the name; "Getanuski". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted September 24, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 24, 2011 BallOfHairSpray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skibug Posted September 24, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 24, 2011 Anti-Allodoxaphobian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted September 24, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted September 24, 2011 Horton translated to German = "Skindiscus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted September 25, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 25, 2011 JTH is an extremely annoying ball of hair who I roomed with my last year of college at NLU (ULM) who later loaned me an A2 which I was unable to return but he allowed me to replace it with minimally hurt feelings but still bitches about it incessantly and appears to be some sort of ski hording cat lady with a really hot wife who thinks he is the greatest...there is someone for everyone...who was the first person to ever make a balsa wood airfoil on top of perfectly good jump skis that exploded upon impact with the wake, who had a carbon fin vision that morphed into a website...I don't understand how...he forgets to close tailgates and loses skis...he can run 6 back to back 35 offs but rarely runs 38 and loves every single ski he has ever ridden, including the Vogue he gave me. He snorts wine out his nose while watching video of crashes and his wife asks Skidawg if he needs a nipple on his scotch glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted September 25, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 25, 2011 BAM! Winner winner chicken diner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kona Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 This question - asked so often - suggests that there is actually a plausible answer. Almost as if his being were a fixed thing. People who ask this sort of question are typically struggling with their identity and are searching for a core sense of themselves. The irony is that the more you seek to identify who is Horton, the more fragile you are likely to feel about yourself. There may be an inverse correlation between the question being asked and the ease with which you experience your life. The emphasis shouldn't be on discovering who is Horton (what is buried beneath) but on facilitating the emergence of who you'd like to be. At the other end of the identity continuum are those who claim to know him so well. This other extreme also signifies a fragility about one's identity. It makes perfect sense to seek a deeper sense of Horton. To become intimately aware of his thoughts, feelings, hopes and fears. To know him so well leaves no room for growth. Even more, it suggests a deep vulnerability that is being defended against - as if it were too dangerous to take a closer look. The universe purportedly exists in a state of flowing potential. And it is essential to understand that he is indeed part of that universe. The goal then is to access his potential, keeping the parts that continue to serve us well and shedding the old. This process is known as positive disintegration. This permits us to find balance between Horton and enter into a relationship with him that commits to our personal evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted September 25, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 25, 2011 Horton hears a who ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Boody Posted September 25, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 25, 2011 Dirt nailed it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted September 25, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted September 25, 2011 Horton hears a Bu. !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck_Dickey Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Galaxicon's supreme leader, Megatronski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Steven_Haines Posted September 25, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 25, 2011 Actually, I believe he's from "Planet Unicorn" by the looks of the pic from his ski teaser thread. I have to say, that's got me a little worried! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I don't know who or what he is but I think I know where he comes from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted September 25, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 25, 2011 Here is Horton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted September 26, 2011 Administrators Share Posted September 26, 2011 BoMo, I know where you ski and who you are. ... Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 "Original Baller"! Long skiing history even though he retired from jumping at an early age. Long line of skiers in his family. Hot wife. Magnitude of hair. Right. (MS is wrong), entertaining, A real trooper for putting up with all of us. We know where he skis and who he is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted September 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 26, 2011 H - hairy, O - old, R - round T - tub O - of N - nonsense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ToddL Posted September 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 26, 2011 B - BIG A - AIRY L - LOCKS L - LIVES O - ONLINE F - FOR H - HOOTCH A - AND I - INTENSE R - RIDES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted September 26, 2011 Administrators Share Posted September 26, 2011 I may ban you all. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Wolfeie Posted September 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 26, 2011 Horton does not "hear" anything....he is too busy talking (yapping) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted September 26, 2011 Administrators Share Posted September 26, 2011 Pot -> Kettle Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller eleeski Posted September 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 26, 2011 When I hear Horton, I think of Dr. Jack and the incredible pioneering he did for the sport. When Kirk hears Horton, he thinks of Ellie (and Taylor and Katie too) and the skiing talent in that family. It's pretty cool to have that kind of pedigree - and live up to it. Congratulations John. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted September 26, 2011 Administrators Share Posted September 26, 2011 I have a funny story for you Eric. Have to save it until Imperial. See you there. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted September 26, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 26, 2011 Horton does not "hear" anything....he is too busy talking (yapping) --He hears a "WHO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rawly Posted September 27, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 27, 2011 If they call Terry Winter "Whisper"because of his lack of words....I'd imagine they might call Horton"Shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted September 28, 2011 Baller Share Posted September 28, 2011 BoMo, when are you picking a winner? Thager and I are waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kona Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 And the winner IS ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoMo Posted October 28, 2011 Author Share Posted October 28, 2011 And the winner is.......... Well first off, Hair Ball Horton, is a good coach.....when his "Sammy Haggar Hair" is ties back. All the the commenst were great. And the winner (winner, winner chicken dinner) is DIRT! Please send me an email so I can mail you your $25.00 Starbucks card to bob@morrisontelecom.com. I will be posting another raffel soon. Stay tuned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted October 28, 2011 Baller Share Posted October 28, 2011 Bob, thanks for the contest and Starbucks card. It was fun and it gave everyone a chance to talk about how annoying the ball of hair is/was/will continue to be. P.S. not sure about his coaching...seems to spout off non-sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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