Baller Brady Posted November 7, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 7, 2012 Sitting at home watching the voting patterns of the great states of this the United States, a couple of thoughts came to mind. First, I was wishing Maine would have been red, and Georgia would have been blue. I also wish Ohio would have been red, and texas blue. I wish Washington would have been red and Arizona blue. Why do you ask? Because then America would have been a perfect slalom course!!! Don't these damn politicians realize that all they should focus on is getting more people in America skiing? Building more lakes with Slalom in mind would do more to unite the Country than all the rhetoric they can spew out. If I were president, I would do the following and the Country would be better off 4 years from now. Laws of Doug Brady 1. Every citizen shall ski 3 sets per week. This will help their pschye as well as rid the Country of the obesity.....err....fat-ass problem. 2. Every citizen shall do a monthly service project at the lake of their choice. Teach to serve others. 3. Every citizen shall get a damn job! No explanation needed 4. While the Country wants a new boat every year, sometimes you just don't have the money, so live within your damn means and quit spending the money of others. 5. If a boat from another Country messes with our water, they will not be allowed to boat 6. Finally, every citizen shall drink 2 beers a day. That's it folks. Skiing can solve the worlds problems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted November 7, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 7, 2012 Can I bank my 2 beer per day allocation and consume all in one night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 7, 2012 Administrators Share Posted November 7, 2012 I am going to allow this until someone starts taking real politics. I have VERY strong feelings about the election but this is not the place for it. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Brady Posted November 7, 2012 Author Baller Share Posted November 7, 2012 @ShaneH, will u be my secretary of alcohol consumption? @Horton, my only political point is that the world would be a better place if more people skied! :) nothing more nothing less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 7, 2012 Administrators Share Posted November 7, 2012 @Brady I know. I am just trying to head off comments about the election Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted November 7, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 7, 2012 @Brady I would be honored to accept the nomination by my peers to be Secretary of Alcohol Consumption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller XR6Hurricane Posted November 8, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 ShaneH you can have my beer allocation so you can double up on yours. I pretty much hung it up about a year ago due to acid reflux :(. Skiing helps with that too though...helps defeat stress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddF Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 @brady We would need more lakes. Now that is a stimulus package I could go for. A boat and a ski lake in every backyard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ RichardDoane Posted November 8, 2012 Baller_ Share Posted November 8, 2012 I want to see the video of @shaneH 's "under-secretary" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Drago Posted November 8, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 My brother, who used to be a very competitive bike racer, has always said we would achieve world peace if everyone rode a bike to work, etc. similiar concept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 8, 2012 Administrators Share Posted November 8, 2012 @richarddoane I think @shaneH has a new "under-secretary" every few weeks Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rawly Posted November 8, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 I'm starting to feel guilty for buying a ski that was made in a foreign country..............ok I'm over it now.That Razor kicks arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted November 8, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 @rawly for ambassador to Austria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 8, 2012 Administrators Share Posted November 8, 2012 @6balls what ever it takes to get ride of him Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Brady Posted November 8, 2012 Author Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 @Horton, I would like to appoint you to a cabinet as well. If you pass the rigorous screening process Congress will put you through, I would like you to be my Secretary of Cut Your Damn Hair. @6balls, your appointment is the Ambassador of The Yearly Get Together. Work for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted November 8, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 @brady, I appreciate the honor, but the annual party is at @razorskier1's joint...so he should have the formal position. I am happy to be admin support to the ambassador and continue to invite complete strangers to his place granted they are cool, help maintain the joint, bring something to the table, have a big liver, and are passionate about skiing. Yeehaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted November 8, 2012 Baller_ Share Posted November 8, 2012 @MS for Secratery of Defence even though most of his ideas/comments are indefensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 8, 2012 Administrators Share Posted November 8, 2012 @Brady I am already Intergalactic Ruler Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Brady Posted November 8, 2012 Author Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 @Horton, then why aren't you answering my prayers????? All I am asking for nightly is for my wife to let me move to Texas, to lose 30 pounds, and to ski like Sir Mapple. Seriously, get on it please...Oh wait, I also ask for no hangovers and for my wife to look like a different supermodel each day also. Simple things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted November 8, 2012 Administrators Share Posted November 8, 2012 @Brady I am omniscient not omnipotent and sadly my power is only with in this domain. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted November 8, 2012 Baller_ Share Posted November 8, 2012 Did @Horton just say he was impotent? Oh wait...I read that wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted November 8, 2012 Baller_ Share Posted November 8, 2012 Lots of ways to get more lakes. All Hwy overpass digs should be regulated to form ski lake dimensions when digging dirt for overpasses. Flood control lakes should all be 2400X300. We have lots of flood control going in along the Red River of the north. There is a ski club up in Winnipeg that is based on one of these lakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Skoot1123 Posted November 8, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 I will try to get earth moving equipment for all the lakes that will be built. We just need to get someone in there that will cut all the red tape for getting approval/permits to build the lakes. Unless there was just free reign to build a lake wherever it best suited the community....that would rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted November 8, 2012 Baller_ Share Posted November 8, 2012 Free Reign Rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Brady Posted November 8, 2012 Author Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 @Skoot1123, uh, hello, i am the president and I say build them everywhere!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller drew Posted November 8, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 drago, I see your brother's point, but don't bikers suffer from a similar sense of entitlement that certain constituents do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Skoot1123 Posted November 8, 2012 Baller Share Posted November 8, 2012 @brady - you have made the mandate, I'll get the equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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