Administrators Horton Posted April 16, 2015 Administrators Share Posted April 16, 2015 Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted April 16, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 16, 2015 A fishin' pole! I knew it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller oldjeep Posted April 16, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 16, 2015 Box of pool noodles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Kelvin Posted April 16, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 16, 2015 Freddy Krueger's Jumpers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted April 16, 2015 Baller_ Share Posted April 16, 2015 I think it's something FRAGILE. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller aussiemc Posted April 16, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 16, 2015 Bubble Wrap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted April 16, 2015 Baller_ Share Posted April 16, 2015 Serious guesses: A ski built by Adam Cord. The new Radar ski. A tall bottle of Kilo Kai. OK, they weren't all serious. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 16, 2015 Author Administrators Share Posted April 16, 2015 @miski I like the way you think! Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashman Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 The antidote for decreasing tournament participation and the overall decline of our sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Texas6 Posted April 16, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 16, 2015 Mapple jumped into the fray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bulldog Posted April 16, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 16, 2015 Three legged cat??? "Do Better..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller chris_logan Posted April 16, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 16, 2015 Judging by the packing slip from Reflex, I'm gonna say it's the longest carbon trick ski known to man. But in all seriousness, a Reflex Zen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 16, 2015 Author Administrators Share Posted April 16, 2015 @Bulldog My wife and I lost Cleo the cat over a year ago : -( Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bulldog Posted April 16, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 16, 2015 OMG...@Horton I am so sorry. Please accept my most humble apology. No offence meant at all I always enjoyed seeing him in your unboxing videos. A most a$$ hole comment. I am an idiot. "Do Better..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller colo_skier Posted April 16, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 16, 2015 2 ducks, 3 plastic garden gnomes a pink flamingo and a really tall Wake pro extension rope tracker arm. As said in Grown Up's 2 "They can't all be 10's". Or as the tape says: Extremely Long Implement Giving Acceleration Really Fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Andy Posted April 16, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 16, 2015 Large economy size lava lamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rockdog Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 An actual Panda.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DefectiveDave Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 @rockdog, Second. Assembly required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller mwetskier Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 lebron james youngest kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted April 17, 2015 Baller_ Share Posted April 17, 2015 I don't why I didn't think of it before. It's a leg lamp. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Chef23 Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 Golf clubs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller colo_skier Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 @MISkier Now that is so appropriate. If it ain't one then there should be one. For those that don't know. http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi?ACTION=DETAIL&ITEM=AQ5442&websource=GOOGLSH&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=PLA&coupon_code=WOEGOOGLE7&gclid=CjwKEAjwu72pBRC9hsn2-e34vRUSJACnSYsTMx3MqwiXDqb57BsvIS5GyIZ9qlfpo4aRvOsXd_CuhxoCEofw_wcB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 I'm thinking a Reflex slalom ski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller chris_logan Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 @MattP and I obviously have no sense of humor with our pathetic honest guesses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 I should talk to someone like Mapple about calling you and saying, I got something on the way. And when you open the ski box, there's nothing but a 5 ft long 1x4 wrapped in bubble wrap. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 17, 2015 Author Administrators Share Posted April 17, 2015 @ShaneH I invented that joke ask @dirt Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 Ahhhh that's right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogboy Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 A new Sierra rear bumper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller colo_skier Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 Maybe its those parking stripes that older people put on their garage floor so that they park straight? They work for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted April 17, 2015 Baller_ Share Posted April 17, 2015 gas powered hedge trimmer in a stick so you don't have to park like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 9400 Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 a bazooka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Stevie Boy Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 Nah ! you are all wrong, it,s an empty box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller JJR Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 Connelly GT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E_T Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Barefoot boom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted April 17, 2015 Baller_ Share Posted April 17, 2015 It is a gross of these: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainstick The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller swc5150 Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 I don't know, but it looks expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Nando Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 F-R-A-G-I-L-E, it must be Italian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporting Member Than_Bogan Posted April 17, 2015 Supporting Member Share Posted April 17, 2015 With that amount of Fragile stickers, all I can come up with is: glass phallus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Skoot1123 Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 Concrete patch repair tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 new swing for Buford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markchilcutt Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 New Monte Carlo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skialex Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 A pole dancing pole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 17, 2015 Author Administrators Share Posted April 17, 2015 @skialex I am not sure the lovely Mrs Horton would think that is a good idea but I WILL ask Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Rich Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 2015 Warp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Not_The_Pug Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 @dirt shipped himself to @Horton so he could ski at his lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller John Brooks Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 With all those fragile stickers, it must be a Goode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersonicus Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 We give up, please unbox!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skialex Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 @Horton I wasn't thinking of Mrs Horton when I wrote that. I've heard that nowadays pole dancing is not exclusively a woman's thing and that is a very good of water core exercise! Please don't banned me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 With all of those fragile stickers attached...I can only assume a badly damaged slalom ski is inside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Texas6 Posted April 17, 2015 Baller Share Posted April 17, 2015 Ok..:suspense successfully created, now please unbox before the natives get restless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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