Baller_ Bruce_Butterfield Posted January 4, 2017 Baller_ Share Posted January 4, 2017 @Jody started this idea, but I see much more in my crystal ball: 1. Dave Goode will introduce the “Best ski he’s ever made”. 2. Freddy Krueger will announce his retirement from competitive jumping. He will still have trouble sitting down for obvious reasons. 3. @MS will be arrested for chasing little kids off his lawn with a shotgun. His defense will be “but they were messing up my yard worse than those #$%^ geese. Plus I hate kids” 4. @SkiDawg will sell all his mountain bikes so he can focus on skiing. A quick search of recent mountain bike race results reveals that Mrs_Dawg kicked his butt 4 races in a row. He denies that has anything to do with it. 5. @Bonehead will return to competitive skiing after completing AA’s 12 step program. He spends all day Saturday telling everyone who will listen how great it is being sober and encourages every skier to quit drinking. His body is found Sunday morning with his neck chained to the 6 ball anchor. An autopsy reveals a BAC of 0.41. His death is ruled accidental 6. @Razorskier1 plans to attend the 3rd BOS tournament but was detained at the airport by TSA. He was released 4 days later with the only explanation being “you can’t be too careful with those terrorists”. 7. A SCR Senior Driver will pull a national slalom record. Upon boat path review, the TC is heard commenting “That’s as straight a boat path as I’ve ever seen. I don’t understand why he flipped off the camera at the end of the pass”. 8. @dchristman quits dabbling with skiing and starts his own beer connoisseur website. BOS web traffic drops by 50%. If it was easy, they would call it Wakeboarding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted January 4, 2017 Baller Share Posted January 4, 2017 The Adam and Adam team offer @Wish & @Than_Bogan full time jobs as Denali test guinea pigs. The job pays 1 lb of peanuts per set and they must move to Charleston, SC. Reports come in that both tell their families “Charleston is really not that far.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporting Member Than_Bogan Posted January 4, 2017 Supporting Member Share Posted January 4, 2017 @Bill22 I do like peanuts! Perhaps mix in a few cashews here and there though! @Than_Bogan will post a 2000-word "essay" with all sorts of science and math words that makes no sense to anyone, including him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted January 4, 2017 Baller_ Share Posted January 4, 2017 I chase geese with a 12 gauge but little kids get the Glock 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted January 4, 2017 Administrators Share Posted January 4, 2017 @ms goes to the ER with a gunshot wound in his ass Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted January 4, 2017 Administrators Share Posted January 4, 2017 @Bruce_Butterfield I'll bet you a six pack of beer that Freddie does not retire this year. Every year I asked him why the hell he is still jumping and he just grins. I suspect you can have his jump skis when you pry them out of his cold dead fingers. ( Freddy if you're reading this.... there's a t-shirt idea in the above text) Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Razorskier1 Posted January 4, 2017 Baller Share Posted January 4, 2017 @Bruce_Butterfield -- if it works for Asher, JT, Matteo -- there must be something about it -- FEAR THE BEARD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Bruce_Butterfield Posted January 4, 2017 Author Baller_ Share Posted January 4, 2017 @horton that's a bet I'll gladly lose:) If it was easy, they would call it Wakeboarding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Bruce_Butterfield Posted January 4, 2017 Author Baller_ Share Posted January 4, 2017 Would @ms gunshot wound be from mrs_ms or thager? If it was easy, they would call it Wakeboarding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller RazorRoss3 Posted January 4, 2017 Baller Share Posted January 4, 2017 @Bruce_Butterfield, it would be self inflicted after chasing the geese after a few too many sweet water IPAs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller schafer Posted January 4, 2017 Baller Share Posted January 4, 2017 @Bill22 if those are boiled peanuts I'll make the move from Alberta for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted January 4, 2017 Baller Share Posted January 4, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted January 4, 2017 Baller Share Posted January 4, 2017 @Bruce_Butterfield Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted January 4, 2017 Baller_ Share Posted January 4, 2017 I've done more for less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted January 6, 2017 Baller Share Posted January 6, 2017 Ok, now THAT made me laugh. As I finish a glass of pinot noir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skiboat38 Posted January 13, 2017 Baller Share Posted January 13, 2017 LOL! #7 is hilarious!!!! A Chief Judge accused me of flipping off the end course camera at regionals one year but was actually flipping off Lyman and Gordon for standing at the end of the lake watching my boat path Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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