Don't be this guy

[Horton]

I feel like some of you come here looking for an argument. If that is you perhaps I can suggest another web site.

https://youtu.be/kQFKtI6gn9Y

[Bruce_Butterfield]

I didn't come here for an argument and no you can't suggest another website.

 

Sorry, but you asked for it :p

[liquid d]

SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!

[dchristman]

Wah!

[lpskier]

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. Better than being a dead parrot or a sheep that doesn't so much fly as it does plummet.

[Than_Bogan]

That is great! Surprised I haven't seen it before.

[So_I_Ski]

I hadn't seen it either. Hilarious. From Monty Python: What's brown and sounds like a bell?

_____ DUNNNG!

[skidawg]

The good ole days, where imagination produced great comedy. I only argue with @Horton

[teammalibu]

DINSDALE!

 

[PatM]

Dinsdale loved to put the old boot in the groin... He nailed my head to the floor.... further more he knew how to treat a female impersonator..

[disland]

Isnt that what winder is for? OK its warming up so back to skiing

[ScottScott]

No, they're not looking for an argument...they just want to contradict.

[Lieutenant Dan]

My brain hurts!

[ToddL]

Clearly this site is Abuse, not argument...

[ToddL]

OK, for the above post...

[jjackkrash]

Apologize!

[aupatking]

I shall taunt you a second time!

[RazorRoss3]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries, I fart in your general direction

[jdarwin]

Remember, @Horton , strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[RazorRoss3]

I'm being repressed, can't you see 'im repressing me? Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

[Bruce_Butterfield]

And now for something totally different........

[jimbrake]

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

 

[colo_skier]

My personal favorite quick sketch from MP.

 

Mrs Non-Smoker What, you been shopping then?

Mrs Smoker Nope ... I've been shopping!

Mrs Non-Smoker What d'you buy?

Mrs Smoker A piston engine!

Mrs Non-Smoker What d'you buy that for?

Mrs Smoker It was a bargain!

Mrs Non-Smoker How much d'you want for it?

Mrs Smoker Three quid!

Mrs Non-Smoker Done. (she hands over the money)

Mrs Smoker Right. Thank you.

Mrs Non-Smoker How d'you cook it?

Mrs Smoker You don't cook it.

Mrs Non-Smoker You can't eat that raw!

 

Those scruffy lads from the Cambridge Glee club were a bunch clever gents.