Go fund me initiative: Made in Asia bare bones, super gentle wake, smallish ski boat, based (copied) on our favorites of yesteryear, inline 6 cylinder, with target price point $25K. Parts and services not available. Buy direct on Alibaba. Shipping, customs, registration, etc by others.
Prime objective: reduce the complaints of new ski boats being too expensive, unavailable, too big, too complex, too much sea deck, etc. By providing a new brand to complain about instead.
Brand name TBD.
Hahaha.