I skied just fine today. Unfortunately, only in open water. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
This afternoon, I as well as my Ski Buddy (Father In Law) helped a Wally who had caught his tube rope in his Sea-Doo Boat impellor. Four of Five Children were in there as well as three adults. We saw them drifting in the late afternoon winds. That was after was saw them tooling around the Slalom course for a half an hour. They were not anchored and looked a little frantic. They were adrift. Motor was off now. The wind was pushing them gently away from the Public Ramp. Which was already a 1/2 mile away.
So, after watching and wondering what the problem might be, we just yelled across the lake to ask if they needed assistance. The answer was yes so we pitched in and got them towed back to the public ramp. The dad who had been driving the boat looked a bit humiliated. Kind of sheepish and it struck me as a little odd. I mean who cares. We have all cut a rope at least once. I mean, watersports is exciting and we all screw up a little when we get distracted.
Whatever... So we get back to our plans after a few thankyou's from the adorable kids. For an hour we teach a new (16 yr old) skier how to get up on the boom, and then long line. She excelled and we felt all great about ourselves! Just the best kind lake day experience so far.
So up next is my wife. She does some open water runs and then a couple of runs through the course. At this point I notice the course guide buoys are not straight at all. Her ride comes to an end. Next up is the Father In Law. Now, when I get back to the course, the guide buoy are BAD. The Pre-Gates are 12 feet to the right and the Gates are 6 feet to the right. The rest of the course is relatively straight. I simply adjusted and gave him the straightest shot I could. I decided that when it was my turn to go, I would stop and pull the anchor a bit to straighten the course up.
So, I get suited up and get out there. I get up to the anchor buoy, and get the boat positioned to pull. As I held the anchor line I had my driver pull me away from the course. Now, I only ever had him put the boat into gear in idle. I was pulling very hard and as I watched the course straighten, I also watched the Yellow boat guide buoys at One and Four ball collapse into each other and stay there!! I was mortified. What did I do!?!?!?!?! How did I do that?!!!!!
Upon closer inspection, I found the PVC arms had bent and kinked between the boat guide buoys. There was nothing I could do to fix the problem and I felt like I had ruined the fun for everyone as there is a bunch of other skiers making use of this course.
Mechanically, none of this makes any sense. I couldn't put near enough pressure on that mainline to crush PVC Pipe!!! What happened??? Then I realized, THE WALLY!!!!!!! Then it hit me. My wife had said that the First Green Intermediate Buoy was missing. CRAP! I just helped the dude who ruined my course! He must have wrapped his tube around the green bouy at One Ball, then yanked the course all out of whack. Now I understand why he was so quiet while we helped him and his family. I still feel bad about my involvement with the bent pipes though.
Should I be troubling myself over the bent pipes? It did happen while I was pulling on the anchor, so it feels like my fault, but can One Man collapse a pipe when pulling the course straight?!
Stupid Wallies!!!!!