Turkey Hunting Ballers in FL

[MillerTime38]

Any Ballers in Florida that chase turkeys?

I am in need of the Osceola to complete my Grand Slam, need a place in FL. Any ballers know of some good Outfitters or even better someone with some land?

[Horton]

@Jody_Seal‌ is a turkey and he lives in Florida

[Wish]

I've had turkeys jump over a fence and into my 1 acer lot but guessing the city may have a thing or two to say about gun fire...them and my neighbors.

[The_MS]

Stop by my bird feeder about 930am and take your pick.

[Jody_Seal]

@Horton Thanks mate! Back at ya!

[Horton]

@Jody_Seal‌ some joke are just to hard to pass up

[MillerTime38]

@Wish, I will bring my bow

[Wish]

@MillerTime38‌ That seems silent.

 

Hah!, I should have thought of that. My daughter is ranked 7th in the country in high school Olympic Archery. We've just been shooting targets. Although I do not think I know how to clean a turkey, nor would I want to.

[TylerR]

@Wish‌ cleaning a turkey is just as easy as cleaning a duck or a goose you "accidentally" hit when you are skiing.

[MrJones]

Archery turkey would be sweet! Check out the "Gobbler Guillotine" if you want to see some cool stuff.

[teammalibu]

I bet Keith Albritton could hook you up!! Speaking of Foul Fowl any good sugestions on legal permanent Canadian Geese eradication! Damn things crap like German Shepards!!

[The_MS]

@teammalibu They need to feel the heat. If you just scare them they just move to the other side of the lake or come back later. Put a few patterns across the flock and they will stay away. SKY CARP

[thager]

@teammalibu I had a flock a few years ago that showed up after sun down to sleep on our raft and dock. Crapped everywhere! Ended up sneaking up on them after they settled in, turned on very bright spotlights, flashers, and an airhorn then sent the dogs after them. Had to do this 3 nights in a row and they haven't been back since. Canadian geese and swans do not get along.

I have a neighbor that uses plastic swans and claims it works.

[TylerR]

The Canadian geese don't like duck decoys as well. I have a few perminant decoys at my place now to keep them away

[xrated]

@MS I could help with that goose problem come next season.

[Horton]

It is tempted to edit the above posts and remove the words goose and geese. I think my version is funnier.

 

Example:

Speaking of Foul Fowl any good sugestions on legal permanent Canadian eradication! Damn things crap like German Shepards!!

 

[The_MS]

@xrated They have a season?

[xrated]

touche.