Administrators Horton Posted October 6, 2016 Administrators Share Posted October 6, 2016 I'll buy a beer for any Baller who comes up with a slogan worse than "love me love my balls" Note: This thread can only be seen by members but don't get too far off the map please Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller keithh2oskier Posted October 6, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 6, 2016 Where did that come from? Does it have to be a known slogan or can we make something up like "I hate it when my balls are deflated and I want to get a quickly in the morning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller mwetskier Posted October 6, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 6, 2016 on this same theme years ago there was a actual ad for straightline handles -i think -that said ' straightline gets you by the balls '. it might not have been them -it could have been a brand of glove or something similar -but i do remember the ad being in magazines at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted October 6, 2016 Author Administrators Share Posted October 6, 2016 I don't know I was cleaning the floor of my Centurion and my mind was wandering in strange directions. I guess this is the first of the winter threads for the year. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rawly Posted October 6, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 6, 2016 Remind me not to come by the next time you are cleaning your boats floor. Don't you know the neighbors are home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dchristman Posted October 6, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 6, 2016 @mwetskier I think it was "the grip that gets you by the balls". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ToddL Posted October 6, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 6, 2016 More Balls with a Stiffer Stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ToddL Posted October 6, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 6, 2016 I don't always post about my balls; but when I do, they are red and half-filled with water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dchristman Posted October 6, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 6, 2016 I think @Horton is going to regret starting this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Orlando76 Posted October 6, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 6, 2016 Any balls but blue balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted October 7, 2016 Baller_ Share Posted October 7, 2016 "You'll never have to yell at your wife again." Perfect Pass Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Wayne Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 I'm going to regret this, "the best balls I've ever had - BOS.com". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BraceMaker Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 Stuffed the tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddF Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 My balls were a lot bigger in the eighties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller alex38 Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 I like my balls low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DmaxJC_ski Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 Keeping your balls "wet" all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted October 7, 2016 Author Administrators Share Posted October 7, 2016 @DmaxJC_ski Ooooo too far Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DmaxJC_ski Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 @Horton sorry that's the pipeliner coming out. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Waternut Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 Waterskiing is great for the whole family because it gets you wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 Missing balls are bad for your ego! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller alex38 Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 When you come off the second wake try to maintain your direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller liquid d Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 the grip that gets you by the balls...was Clincher Gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller B_S Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 The stiffer your stick, the deeper you get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Sethro Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 Our engine box is the perfect platform for your 4th event! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted October 7, 2016 Author Administrators Share Posted October 7, 2016 Yep i regret this now Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 I like my balls deep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller klindy Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 finally, no more green balls halfway thru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 Potential Ad slogan for Wally: Skiers prefer squishy balls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Glydon Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 Ball of Spray ..."Where the balls count more than the stick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkfight Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Can you swing to and fro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted October 7, 2016 Baller_ Share Posted October 7, 2016 The image on the ad/poster would be a downcourse view of a slalom course and glass calm water with a scenic view. The text says: "Are you ready to do some carving around your balls?" The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skialex Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 This is bad "Jet skiing is my favorite water sport" And this is cheesy "because the earth is two thirds water" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller gjohnson Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 This thread should be renamed best homoerotic slogan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbrann Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 The only time I enjoy picking up a few more balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller usaski1 Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 to get my balls to behave, I give them a close shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BraceMaker Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 ballofspray: going six deep since 20xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller bigtex2011 Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 ur mom deflated my bubblebouys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller eddie_roberts_jr Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 Now that's what I call backsiding the balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ToddL Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 6" calipers are not long enough for my settings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ToddL Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 slalom skiers make the biggest spray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ToddL Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 LiftMaster... when the rope no longer reaches the buoys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 My wife's tournament shirt from our old college ski team days: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BraceMaker Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 **censored** Using my discretion. Involves; Stuffing Box Drip Rate Burned up packing. Shafts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller B_S Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 Chicks with sticks get more balls (my wife would be upset if I didn't come up with one for the ladies!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jedgell Posted October 7, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 7, 2016 T-shirt from my first tournament had this on the back "Hips forward, knees bent, shoulders back, Enter Course!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ RichardDoane Posted October 8, 2016 Baller_ Share Posted October 8, 2016 How about the motto of those thin red gloves, "buy the best, F the rest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ RichardDoane Posted October 8, 2016 Baller_ Share Posted October 8, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller hemlock Posted October 8, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 8, 2016 My favorite was this one.. "Suck my wake". :smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Murrski Posted October 8, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 8, 2016 "rode hard and put away wet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted October 8, 2016 Baller Share Posted October 8, 2016 I just watched it in the Info on old waterski thread in the infomercial video from Don Isben: "The finest pair on the water". LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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