Worst waterski slogans ever

[Horton]

I'll buy a beer for any Baller who comes up with a slogan worse than

 

"love me love my balls"

 

Note: This thread can only be seen by members but don't get too far off the map please

 

 

[keithh2oskier]

Where did that come from? Does it have to be a known slogan or can we make something up like "I hate it when my balls are deflated and I want to get a quickly in the morning"

 

[mwetskier]

on this same theme years ago there was a actual ad for straightline handles -i think -that said ' straightline gets you by the balls '. it might not have been them -it could have been a brand of glove or something similar -but i do remember the ad being in magazines at the time.

[Horton]

I don't know I was cleaning the floor of my Centurion and my mind was wandering in strange directions. I guess this is the first of the winter threads for the year.

[rawly]

Remind me not to come by the next time you are cleaning your boats floor. Don't you know the neighbors are home.

[dchristman]

@mwetskier I think it was "the grip that gets you by the balls".

[ToddL]

More Balls with a Stiffer Stick

[ToddL]

I don't always post about my balls; but when I do, they are red and half-filled with water.

[dchristman]

I think @Horton is going to regret starting this thread.

[Orlando76]

Any balls but blue balls.

[lpskier]

"You'll never have to yell at your wife again." Perfect Pass

[Wayne]

I'm going to regret this, "the best balls I've ever had - BOS.com".

[BraceMaker]

Stuffed the tip.

[ToddF]

My balls were a lot bigger in the eighties

[alex38]

I like my balls low

[DmaxJC_ski]

Keeping your balls "wet" all the time.

[Horton]

@DmaxJC_ski Ooooo too far

[DmaxJC_ski]

@Horton sorry that's the pipeliner coming out. Lol

[Waternut]

Waterskiing is great for the whole family because it gets you wet.

[thager]

Missing balls are bad for your ego!

[alex38]

When you come off the second wake try to maintain your direction

[liquid d]

the grip that gets you by the balls...was Clincher Gloves

[B_S]

The stiffer your stick, the deeper you get.

[Sethro]

Our engine box is the perfect platform for your 4th event!

[Horton]

Yep i regret this now

[Jordan]

I like my balls deep!

[klindy]

finally, no more green balls halfway thru.

[A_B]

Potential Ad slogan for Wally:

 

Skiers prefer squishy balls...

[Glydon]

Ball of Spray ..."Where the balls count more than the stick"

[Porkfight]

Can you swing to and fro?

[MISkier]

The image on the ad/poster would be a downcourse view of a slalom course and glass calm water with a scenic view. The text says:

 

"Are you ready to do some carving around your balls?"

[skialex]

This is bad "Jet skiing is my favorite water sport"

And this is cheesy "because the earth is two thirds water"

[gjohnson]

This thread should be renamed best homoerotic slogan.

[mbrann]

The only time I enjoy picking up a few more balls.

[usaski1]

to get my balls to behave, I give them a close shave.

[BraceMaker]

ballofspray: going six deep since 20xx

[bigtex2011]

ur mom deflated my bubblebouys

[eddie_roberts_jr]

Now that's what I call backsiding the balls!

[ToddL]

6" calipers are not long enough for my settings

[ToddL]

slalom skiers make the biggest spray

[ToddL]

LiftMaster... when the rope no longer reaches the buoys.

[BlueSki]

My wife's tournament shirt from our old college ski team days:

 

[BraceMaker]

**censored**

Using my discretion.

 

Involves;

Stuffing Box

Drip Rate

Burned up packing.

Shafts

 

 

[B_S]

Chicks with sticks get more balls (my wife would be upset if I didn't come up with one for the ladies!)

[jedgell]

T-shirt from my first tournament had this on the back

 

"Hips forward, knees bent, shoulders back, Enter Course!"

[RichardDoane]

How about the motto of those thin red gloves, "buy the best, F the rest"

[RichardDoane]

 

[hemlock]

My favorite was this one..

 

"Suck my wake".

 

:smile:

[Murrski]

"rode hard and put away wet"

[A_B]

I just watched it in the Info on old waterski thread in the infomercial video from Don Isben:

 

"The finest pair on the water". LOL