Photo reveals Caldwell rumor to be true!

[CsSkis]

Spectators watched in amazement at the recent Trophy Lakes tournament as Adam Caldwell ran 1/2 at 43 and 5.5 at 41 in rounds 1 and 2 respectively. In addition, Caldwell was heard to say "My forearms were smoked from finalizing design with Cord the entire previous week. I must have easily skied over 200 passes over the previous 10 days, 90% of which were at 38 and shorter at 36 and 34mph." and "The first 41 all three buckles opened up on the back of 3 ball"

 

Eyebrows were raised and the subject of suspicious "performance enhancers" was raised.

 

But, now the truth can be revealed!

 

 

(Thanks to @Horton or @MattP for source picture.)

 

[DangerBoy]

I thought as much.

 

The fact that NO kryptonite is being used anywhere in the construction of Denali skis or fins gives additional evidence to this. ;)

[Than_Bogan]

I wonder if kryptonite can be drawn into fibers to reinforce resins!?

[BlueSki]

While I am sure the new ski will develop a following, I hope the red speedo does not catch on. I know that I can’t pull off wearing one, and I can’t run 41 either.

[lpskier]

Thats BS. I’ve been to Trophy many times and there’s no phone booth there.

[The_MS]

@lpskier wasn’t it Underdog who used the phone booths? Superman only a few times.

[Horton]

@ms I thought I banned you

[The_MS]

BOS would cease to exist without me

[Horton]

@ms true

[Wish]

@Ipskier its obvious Adam wants us all to think he is Superman but one can clearly see he is evil based on looks alone.

 

[ballsohard]

@Horton @MS is a crucial character in the movie that is referred to as BOS.

[DaveD]

@ms you and @eleeski

 

Hold it, I haven’t seen an @eleeski post in a while, did he get banned?

[rawly]

For wearing socks and sandals together or for having another online identity as Richard Gere ?

[Jordan]

@ballsohard and @MS True! Every story needs a villain!