Baller_ lpskier Posted August 8, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted August 8, 2018 If you drive with both the AC on max and your seat heater on High, you might be in Men’s 6. Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 If you have more hair on your back than on your head, you might be in Mens 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Andre Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 You might be in men 6 if...wait...i forgot what i was about to say... My ski finish in 16.95 but my ass is out of tolerance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Jody_Seal Posted August 8, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted August 8, 2018 You might not be in men 6 after nationals... over 55?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 You might be in Men’s 6 if you remember when Horton jumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller eyepeeler Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 If you wear a Goode Powervest and Depends at the same time...You might be Men's 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dchristman Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 You might be in Men6 if you're not L10 >:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted August 8, 2018 Author Baller_ Share Posted August 8, 2018 If you are headed to the start dock and you hear a fellow competitor say “ Ooo, I still have my hearing aids in,” you might be in Men’s 6. Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 If you think the Big Dawg tour is a K9 show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller eyepeeler Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 If you hang upside down on an inversion table while you call your chiropractor for a treatment….You might be a Men's 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporting Member Than_Bogan Posted August 8, 2018 Supporting Member Share Posted August 8, 2018 Hm, although my birth certificate claims I am in M4, this thread is making me think I may actually be in M6... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller adkh2oskier Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 If you suffer strange injuries while skiing(or other activities) without falling or doing anything wrong, ex. Hip muscle pull? Back goes out while tying shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skihacker Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 I'm test driving a customer's car the other day, there's a post it note on the steering wheel: going swimming? Where are your hearing aids? Assuming the wife had to replace them once or twice. I'll be there soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted August 8, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted August 8, 2018 When a pain free deep water start constitutes a successful day of slalom skiing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 If you communicate daily detailing your BM with friends, You just might be in Mens 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Garn Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 Is Men's 6 when you drop to 32 mph? (Serious question) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rawly Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 Getting lucky last night meant you didn't have to get up to take a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted August 8, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted August 8, 2018 @Garn, the drop to 32 mph is in M7, at age 65 The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ISP6ball Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 When you ask your ski partners if anyone's seen your vest ......and you're wearing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Garn Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 Thanks @MISkier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 The following really happened to a ski buddy at a C tournament. You might look like your in M6 if you are a M4 skier and a M7 guy says to you “I am just glad they let us Old guys ski at 32mph”...ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted August 8, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted August 8, 2018 This sounds more like M5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller tjm Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 Sayin loud and proud, M7 rocks !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller disland Posted August 8, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 8, 2018 Best thread on BOS in years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller kc Posted August 9, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 9, 2018 If you can’t boat judge a large event without wearing Depends, you might be in Men’s 6. It was a close call for me today at Nationals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller eleeski Posted August 9, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 9, 2018 @kc If Badal is your driver, you'd better have good balance on the swim step! And the set down timer is way too short! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted August 9, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted August 9, 2018 When your next ski boot purchase includes how quickly you can get it on as to not be stooped over for more then a few seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted August 9, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 9, 2018 @Wish You need to get new ski friends that don't have a prison record! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Zman Posted August 9, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 9, 2018 As an M6, almost M7 guy, you ballers are hurtful. @Wish I just bought a new pair of Vapor boots here at nats. I should have read your comment first. Although, I can get in those and adjust the bungy pretty quick. OK, you guys really are hilarious! :s Keep them coming. Love the ski vest comment too, @ISP6ball. So possible. And, when I do boat video for tricks, I do hope they don't keep me out there too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dbski Posted August 10, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 10, 2018 When you put your ski into the truck, drive to the site, put the ski into the boat and when its your time to ski realize you brought your wife's ski! To make me feel even more oblivious her ski is hot pink and mine is green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bill22 Posted August 10, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 10, 2018 @dbski do your feet fit in the pink ski? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller adkh2oskier Posted August 10, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 10, 2018 You might be M6 when you go to check the running order and realize you are the oldest skier in the tournament and/or you are the only one in your class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dbski Posted August 10, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 10, 2018 @Bill22, She's a munchkin as is her ski, not a chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ISP6ball Posted August 10, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 10, 2018 You might be in Men's 6 when you catch yourself looking around for someone to help you get in the boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ISP6ball Posted August 10, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 10, 2018 ........and there's several people standing next to you with their hands out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted August 10, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 10, 2018 If you have a special daily drug dispenser that contains portioned amounts of skier skittles, vitamins, and kaopectate you just might be in mens 6! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted August 10, 2018 Author Baller_ Share Posted August 10, 2018 If the boat judge signals your jump distance using his fingers, and you can’t see any of it, you might be in Men’s 6. Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted August 10, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted August 10, 2018 You might be in Men’s 6 if you confuse the tablet appearance of Viagra and Aleve - and it doesn’t really matter. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller bdougherty Posted August 11, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 11, 2018 It could be worse! Today My M8 ski partner @OldGuysRule was ripping his new senate. At the end of his set he commented on the awesome design on the ski. Upon further inspection the “design” he was referring to was actually sticker residue. To make matters worse it took 5 minutes to convince him it wasn’t part of the ski design! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller OldGuysRule Posted August 14, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 14, 2018 When your devoted ski buddy turns against you, you know the end is near! At least I'm buying/trying new skis and new boats rather than depends and rocking chairs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller lakeo Posted August 14, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 14, 2018 @adkh2oskier I'm there now. You, LPSkier and moi. Oh, and when you are resting your eyes, friends come over to make sure you're still breathing, you might be in Men's 6! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnbrannan Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 ...you try to pee before you ski and nothing happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted August 14, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 14, 2018 Ahhh yes, the virga thingy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller parkerc2112 Posted August 15, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 15, 2018 If you need readers to switch settings on zero off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Edbrazil Posted August 16, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 16, 2018 When you have jumped all your competitive career, you feel like you are in Men6 long before your age says you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted August 16, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 16, 2018 If there are more medical phone numbers saved than friend numbers in your phone, you might just be in Mens 6! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted August 16, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted August 16, 2018 If your smart phone makes you feel dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ISP6ball Posted August 16, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 16, 2018 If you wear super absorbent depends while skiing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller floridagm Posted August 16, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 16, 2018 Or as in the case of a ski buddy here, you set the rope length and zero off for yourself and it’s still wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller One_Ski Posted August 16, 2018 Baller Share Posted August 16, 2018 You tell your family about a (minor) injury and your Mom (who's perfectly healthy and in her late 80's) says: "you're getting too old for that stuff." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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