Administrators Horton Posted April 1, 2021 Administrators Share Posted April 1, 2021 Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller aupatking Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Looking forward to the review Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller VONMAN Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Holy Crap! Ernie Schlager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller chrislandy Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 That's nuts & why hasn't it been tried yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Kelvin Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Got my start on Cypress Gardens Duck Pope Jrs in the early 80s. Can’t wait to try their latest iteration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skihacker Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Where is the web site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skiep Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 I have seen it and it is the real deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Cnewbert Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller wawaskr Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Can't Wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller motoskier Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Got mine last week, PB’ed first ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 1, 2021 Author Administrators Share Posted April 1, 2021 @motoskier I'm glad nobody was watching my boat path for your BP Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MarkM Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted April 1, 2021 Baller_ Share Posted April 1, 2021 Careful, if @dirt sees this thread, that thing is as good as gone. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller swc5150 Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 when will demos be available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 We drove through Cypress on spring break and started talking about skiing, ski development, the success of Denali, etc. I guess the success of the Adams was part of the reason they decided to proceed. I didn’t get to ski, but the test skier I saw looked smoooooooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller buechsr Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 do we know anything about what it will cost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DaveD Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 is this design even legal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller VermontSkier Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 How do you tune the air flow? Or can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 1, 2021 Author Administrators Share Posted April 1, 2021 @VermontSkier on the prototypes I have ridden I could change the number of open tail vents. I think most skiers will use all 6 vents for maximum lift. Please note this only changes the ON SIDE turn. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MarkM Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DonT Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Wow - a ramjet on a ski - talk about more cross course speed. Who needs GUT when they have this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller AdamCord Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 I’m so pissed I never thought of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller JackQ Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Only rule that I am aware of is movable part while skiing. IE a fin that moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MarkM Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Does it come with an iPhone app? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted April 1, 2021 Baller_ Share Posted April 1, 2021 No BS. KLP reports “I’ve seen something like that.” Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Milford Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 The Air Force is currently working on eliminating ailerons on B-2 stealth aircraft and replacing them with air ports, which vent air in a similar fashion, to get the aircraft to turn. This concept applied to a slalom ski has legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Andre Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 My ski finish in 16.95 but my ass is out of tolerance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dave2ball Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 Cypress Gardens is about an hour from my home. So a couple people that I ski with have them. A right and a left similar to Hortons. Too small for me to try but it looked unreal the tail came around and the ski went back to the handle smoothly. Can’t wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BMG73 Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 How did not one think of this before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dchristman Posted April 1, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2021 I heard they're going to call it either CG85r or the Tech-85. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 2, 2021 Author Administrators Share Posted April 2, 2021 ok yes this is a April Fools joke. I can't believe all you guys fell for it. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller richfoster Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 I knew it !! My question is,did you fool @AdamCord or was he playing along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Rednucleus Posted April 2, 2021 Baller_ Share Posted April 2, 2021 Bet it makes a great whistling sound as it hits max acceleration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller AdamCord Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 Ah crap you mean I just cut holes in a bunch of skis for nothing??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller wettek69 Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 Bugger, I just sent Horton a pissed off email for kicking me off earlier for suggesting it was an April Fools joke. Apologies mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Clydesdale Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 @horton you might want to clarify the gag in title to have mercy on those that only visit the thread once. Then again allowing the urban legend to linger might be amusing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 Don’t change the title. That way you might be on the start dock at a tournament some day, and as you put on your ski, you hear someone mention that they heard about a new Cypress Gardens slalom ski with wind tunnels. Then you might hear the dock starter begin a discussion about how that would change the necessary surface area. You will laugh to yourself, the tournament stress will be gone, and then you will PB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BraceMaker Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 @BlueSki my local paper got me at the lake maybe 4 years ago. By june when we went to the PO box there was an article about how they were going to drop the lake 10 feet to fix the hydro. Super got me reading that 2 months later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ReallyGottaSki Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 Not everybody well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporting Member Than_Bogan Posted April 2, 2021 Supporting Member Share Posted April 2, 2021 Note for the future: if you post calling out the joke, you ruin it for thousands of others!! Horton actually altered (or maybe asked folks to alter) numerous posts that tried to end the fun. So try to remember for next year: either play along or just stay silent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted April 2, 2021 Baller_ Share Posted April 2, 2021 What? It was fake? Boy, was I fooled. I haven't felt this gullible since the last time I was rickrolled. (Imagine the above is said with a very, very believable tone of incredulity.) The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 2, 2021 Author Administrators Share Posted April 2, 2021 @Than_Bogan is 100% right. So many of you knuckleheads immediately called out April Fools. I modified most of the posts, deleted others and even blocked some of the accounts because you guys were ruinning the joke. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skihacker Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 Guilty as charged, kind of a knee jerk thing, any way you can go back and restore all the comments?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 2, 2021 Author Administrators Share Posted April 2, 2021 no Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller VONMAN Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 @Horton So I'm a knucklehead? Sorry I almost ruined your April Fool Joke. Next year I'll do better. Didn't get the memo. Ernie Schlager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 2, 2021 Author Administrators Share Posted April 2, 2021 well to be fair, I knew exactly what was going to happen and planned for it. if I'm going to go to the trouble create an April fool's prank there's no way I'm going to let it get completely ruined 10 minutes after I publish it. so the choice is mine to let you guys ruin my joke or to modify the posts of all of you who don't have the self-control to play along. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skihacker Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 It was quite well done btw.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 I’m glad you brought it back. Seth’s dynamic balance was a solid one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Jody_Seal Posted April 2, 2021 Baller_ Share Posted April 2, 2021 Shoot i went out and drilled and ventilated my ski! Can't wait to try it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BMG73 Posted April 2, 2021 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2021 @Horton Self-control? That sounds hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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