It's all wrong! Who thinks this s%@t up?
Skier: I'm so bored.
Boat Driver: I know, let's see how fast I can pull you behind my boat rated for 130 mph.
Me: So I just stay behind the boat??? How do I know if I won?
Boat Driver: You win if I hit 130 mph and your ski doesn't explode and you skip across the water for a 1/4 mile.
Me: Where's the handle, let's do this?!? Oh, hey, can I bring a friend?
Boat Driver: Mmmm, ok.