Brady

I see nothing wrong with this photo. It IS okay to have a bare ski without the cover on it. Especially since you are only showing the top part of the ski. Now if you were taking pictures of the bindings and boots, that would probably be more innapropriate!

I am looking at this one too @Wish‌

@Wish, do you think they are willing to be flexible on the price, or is this a firm number? Also, do you know the hours and if they took care of it, like changing the oil, etc, or did they beat it up pretty bad? Hey @Scotchipman, this could be the one!!!!!! Oh, how is the wake?

Hell @scotchipman, now you sound just like my wife!!!!!! Thanks for spending my money!!!!

I like these names. PassingGas. DragginAss. BallBuster.

@Horton I guess your supply of Kilo Kai will be safe for the time being!

@Horton Yes. Otherwise, I would have bought one from a friend in California. :)

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Hey bruddas! My new business is ready to launch and I have finally pulled my head out of my ass and am ready to be a pain in @Horton's ass once again. I am looking at either new or nearly new ProStar, and am ready to pull the trigger immediately. I am looking at one at the AquaPlex in Austin. Any thoughts on boats there or any other boats around? I am excited to be back--I have missed you all tremendously!!!!!! I don't get the fulfillment I get here anywhere else.....especially without a shot of penicillin. :)

It's go time @Glock!! @Garn, I am down 20 lbs and am getting excited for April!! If all goes well, I will be down to 225 and ready to rock it!!!! My diet sucks, but guess what sucks more? Getting my fat arse in my wetsuit and looking in the damn mirror every day looking like I am a hairy pregnant man!!!!! That is all the motivation I need!!!! I have to go now to eat my Protein!!!!! Goodbye transfat and carbs....hello svelt, mean and lean skiing machine!!!

I believe it is threads like how this has turned that cause horton to drink! Seriously guys, according to my 7 wives, this site is mostly suitable for children. What I find more offensive about @Horton is how damn good he still skies after spending 27 hours a day on this site taking care of all of us! @mwetskier, with all the niceties I can muster, if you are old enough to be on this site, you are old enough to know the difference between a stunt and a raging alcoholic...bent on self destruction. The majority of us come to this site to let off steam. So, relax and have a Kilo Kai, or two, or three, or hell, have the whole bottle!

Ya know, both of those ladies are someones daughters......but they aren't my daughters, so I agree with horton. @MS, you are starting to be a player like shane

Under Armor football gel rib protectors will do the trick. I doubt the water hurts as bad as catching a high pass over the middle of the field with lurking linebackers. They don't get ruined in the water either.

@AB just started my CarbNite diet today that @Mwetskier talked about. Going to be rough, but I am going to be committed. Great job on yours.

This poll should have had only one answer. The same as when I found my wife

@xrated. I can understand why you need to work on your grip......you ain't holding up anything to begin with. That is like me bench pressing 10 pounds!!!! Eat some food!!!! :) But yes, I am a lard. I would love to look down and see what kind of shoes I am wearing!!!!!

It looks like HO may have hit a home run with their new line up of skis. Taking a tournament ski and shaping it for free skiers is brilliant. As we all know, the majority of skiers do not ski the balls, but with this new ski, the average free skier is going to find a much more responsive ski at a great price that will give them more of a "skiing the balls" feel. And, of course, Marcus is so dang recognizable in every video he is in, not only from his hair, but also from his aggressive and perfect style! I loved the video @Horton. Bravo.

Let's do it together my friend!!!!! This site has now become a support system for both our weight issues, and @Horton's hair issues.

Okay, I am putting out a challenge to me and my fellow ballers. This is a great time of year to set goals and to work on getting in better shape for skiing this next season. It is also for me like going to AA....in that it is a place where I feel absolute acceptance and can bare my soul without the fear of having most of you come to Utah and mock me to my face for doing so! I am a fat sloppy 267 right now! I have talked about losing the weight, but now I am going to take it to a new extreme. Therefore, I commit to get to 225 by April 30 of this year. Imagine that, a svelt 6 foot 7, 225 pound skiing machine!!! I will even be posting pictures as I go and occaissional weight check ins! Please mock me all you want, I will accept all manner of ridicule, because quite frankly, it is attrocious that after being in such great shape in college, I let myself turn into a sloppy mess! So, my challenge to each of you that need it, to post what you are now, and what you plan on being, and then let's make this happen together!! Maybe we could even have a reward for who is truly the "biggest loser" on this site!!

@Zman @Garn is my ski buddy, and I am deciding to use reverse psychology on him this year. After he reads my post, he is going to say, "OH, Hell no Brady" and he is going to work extra hard on making sure he is healthy and all that stuff. So, trust me, love was being shown. :)

Nate will run 5 at 43! @Garn will blow out his other Achilles Horton won't cut his hair Horton will do a Kilo Kai video, overdoing it and will end up in Utah married

1. Run 28 off 2. Lose 40 pounds, thereby facilitating number 1 3. Buy a new boat 4. Build my new business to the point that I can be a regular smart ass on this site 5. Go and visit and ski with 10 of my favorite ballers throughout the Country 6. Only piss @Horton off 17 times 7. Find 3 new wives to add to the collection 8. And finally, world peace!

@AB Were you one of the stars of this video? This video is fetchin cool man. And the music is Rad!!!!! (Is that 80's enough for you?)

@Klundell I agree. That would be akin to adjusting someones back thru hypnosis!

@AB If I could add a beer in one hand, that would be a perfect exercise for me!! When I come say hi this year, that is how I will pull you down the course! You will have a PB with me at the wheel....with my beer in hand of course!