Administrators Horton Posted July 20, 2013 Administrators Share Posted July 20, 2013 No. I think it shows that you are all brain damaged. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Daryn_Dean Posted July 20, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 20, 2013 @Jordan, my math skills are fine. When I do division, there are no remainders. When you are Chuck Norris, anything plus anything is equal to one...one roundhouse kick to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Jody_Seal Posted July 20, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted July 20, 2013 That's the problem with Chuck! He is one dimensional, Round house to the face!!! Come on! Chuck has no ground game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BG1 Posted July 20, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 20, 2013 Chuck has ground game. He's just never had to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted July 20, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 20, 2013 Chuck laughs at broken ribs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted July 20, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted July 20, 2013 Chuck Norris can divide by zero. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller matthewbrown Posted July 21, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 21, 2013 worst thread ever, @horton I want my money back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted July 21, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 21, 2013 Well, you have to admit the original post sort of left the door wide open... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfreeski Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Chuck Norris says the gates should stay as they are. He doesn't see any need to make the course easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BG1 Posted July 21, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 21, 2013 Chuck's never made the gates because he knows no one dare judge him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ScarletArrow Posted July 21, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 21, 2013 Chuck Norries doesn't ski behind a towboat, he tows the boat while he skis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlackDynamite Posted July 21, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 21, 2013 I shoulda known you'd be behind this, Fiendish @ChuckNorris. Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlackDynamite Posted July 21, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 21, 2013 And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...785 B.C. And 785 is the area code to Topeka. Oh, my God. 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted July 21, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 21, 2013 ^ must be @than_bogan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller teammalibu Posted July 22, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 22, 2013 I am going to take my right foot and kick you in the left side of you face and theres not a damn thing you can do about it! Oh crap wrong guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeownFILMS Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Marcus Marley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolly110 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 so what DID Nate actually do at sawmill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BG1 Posted July 23, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 23, 2013 A full pass at -43. The CC 200 was having the oil changed so Chuck dove in, rope in teeth, and pulled the set. All the times were in the 15.9’s. Chuck does nothing slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted July 23, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 23, 2013 Chuck Norris did not get wet either. Water is scared of his presence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller chris_logan Posted July 23, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 23, 2013 @MattP Does this mean he naturally gets deep in his turns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted July 23, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 23, 2013 @chris_logan Chuck Norris does not get deep in his turns. Turns get deep around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ToddL Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 Chuck Norris does not read BOS, BOS reads itself to Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted July 25, 2013 Administrators Share Posted July 25, 2013 @toddl nope. that is where I draw the line. that is crap. you are banned! Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller swc5150 Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 So what did Nate do at Sawmill? The answer may be within the thread, so I apologize if I missed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted July 25, 2013 Administrators Share Posted July 25, 2013 @swc5150 No one will ever know. I suspect he ran 47 off Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 @Horton....U mean he ran from Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skibug Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 Is there something between the 43 off loop and the 47 off loop? That seems like a rather large cut in rope length......of course....it isn't if you are Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Brady Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 @swc5150. He ran a full pass at 43 at 36mph. In practice done, just a matter of time til he does it in a tourney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller swc5150 Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 @Brady Wow, that's incredible!! He'll round 3 in a tourney any time now. Dumb question, but I don't have a loop past -43 on my rope, so what would be next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller klindy Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 @Brady how do you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted July 25, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted July 25, 2013 @swc You will be dead before any human does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BG1 Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 @MS That's what Chuck said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 In practice doesn't count for a thing. Other skiers have run it in practice. Still hasn't been run in a tournament. Nowhere close. 3....ok, that'll happen. It's more than a matter of time before Nate or anyone else nuts up and runs a full 43, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller swc5150 Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 Just curious why some feel it's so far fetched to replicate in a tournament what is accomplished in practice? I'm assuming ZO handles the speed, so is the driver not tracking as well? Is is it simply the pressure of competition? I only have alpine to relate to, and yes, training runs could produce some wicked times, but it wasn't drastically different from a race. If true, I just don't understand how someone can burn -43 in practice, but never get around in a tourney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller klindy Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 First, who ever said "it" was accomplished in practice?! If "it" means getting around #3 then I believe it and I believe it will happen Ina tournament...soon. If "it" means a whole pass @43 I'm not buying it unless there's some credible confirmation. And I am one who thinks that 43 will be run someday. But not likely this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 9400 Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 @swc5150 some drivers can do "magic" with a steering wheel in their hand...if they choose to. There have been a number of records denied for boat path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rockdog Posted July 25, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 25, 2013 I'm with @klindy, very much doubt full 43 off. At that line length, every 1 ball is massive. From what we HAVE seen in tourney's is a closeish sortof (not real words so can't spell them) 3 ball. Even in practice another three for full pass, at this stage, would be pretty much impossible IMO. To get where he is now defies belief for most of us, the guy is a freakish talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Brady Posted July 26, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 26, 2013 @klindy Heard it from someone who heard it from him. I am excited to see more tournaments because I believe what happens in practice eventually happens in tournaments. All I keep thinking is Roger Bannister. Once it happens, you will see a ton of others running, simply because it will have been done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller KcSwerver Posted July 26, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 26, 2013 On the awsa Stuff I saw on Saturday rope length went from -43 to -44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Texas6 Posted July 26, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 26, 2013 It was just a few months ago people were saying that nobody would get past two ball at 43!! I for one am happy to see the sport continuing to advance!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller liquid d Posted July 26, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 26, 2013 no one has been past 2 ball. practice doesn't count-boat path makes all the dif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Andre Posted July 26, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 26, 2013 Anyone knows when is his next tournament... Webcast... My ski finish in 16.95 but my ass is out of tolerance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted July 26, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 26, 2013 Won't happen there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller matthewbrown Posted July 26, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 26, 2013 @liquid d is right, boat path makes all the difference in the world...I saw nate balls to the wall full out going for it at shortline a few weeks ago with a straight boat path, inside 3 ball by about 5 feet...if the driver would of given 4-6" at each buoy there is a decent chance he would of been outside of 3 ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller swc5150 Posted July 27, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 27, 2013 @matthewbrown That makes sense. Sadly, that explains why I do much better at -35 when my wife is driving. She's the best wife in the world, but likely not the straightest drive, bless her heart. Any chance the new Prostar is unveiled at the shootout? Sorry for the thread hijack here, but I'm pumped to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted July 31, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 31, 2013 Bout to get real n DC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Onside135 Posted August 1, 2013 Baller Share Posted August 1, 2013 Not to hijack this thread more than it has already been....but I've heard that Nate's on a relatively large ski for his size (I've heard he's about 175# on a 68"). Besides being Nate and being able to do whatever he wants to, what benefit or possible negatives result from this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted August 1, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted August 1, 2013 I heard that the "Most Interesting Man in the World" showed up and showed Chuck and Nate how its done. He is so good, he skis without a rope. He once parallel parked a train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogboy Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I thought the "Most Interesting Man in the World" could make a train go down a dirt road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted August 1, 2013 Baller Share Posted August 1, 2013 @bogboy that's after driving it through the mountains without using a tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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