Baller aswinter05 Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Heard a crazy rumor tonight about Nate in practice. Has anyone else in the Indiana area heard anything? (no more details for now. Not about to spread crazy rumors). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller KcSwerver Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Ready to hear this :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MattP Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Hear what he did today? No. Heard what he has been doing? Yes. Have I seen him do crazy stuff there? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Texas6 Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 I heard he lit a fart rounding three ball at 43, but the judges are still reviewing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MrJones Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Ya know, if you got something to say... say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted July 18, 2013 Administrators Share Posted July 18, 2013 I've heard stories in the last few weeks about four ball or more Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skibug Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 I heard they ran out of loops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 I heard that Nate beat Chuck Norris in a practice run-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 @shaneh.... That's a lie, NO ONE beats chuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ntx Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 @skidawg. Maybe he can in practice, but not in a real tournament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Fatroll Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Chuck Norris just read this and round house kicked his computer creating a ball of spray of computer parts bigger than any slalom skier has ever produced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Texas6 Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 @skidawg is right, Chuck Norris is better at everything than Nate. And his beard has special powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skibug Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 His beard has a 3rd fist!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jimbrake Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 @fatroll - Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares down the internet until it gives him the info he needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller swc5150 Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Nate ran -43 riding Chuck's beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted July 18, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted July 18, 2013 From what I know, the only thing Nate did at Sawmill was watch the video of Norris shooting paint balls at CP while he ran 43. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Chuck Norris has chest hair that can bench press Nate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted July 18, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted July 18, 2013 When Chuck Norris skis in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted July 18, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted July 18, 2013 Chuck Norris makes tow lines so short even he can't run the course. And then he runs it anyways, just to show you who Chuck Norris is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Chuck once skied the course hanging onto the platform. He pulled the boat over to the buoys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BG1 Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Chuck Norris can barefoot -43, on one foot, backwards, using a toe hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 I heard Chuck Norris' tears would cure cancer....Only problem is he never cries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skiray Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Chuck doesn't acknowledge the gates. He gets credit, nobody judges Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller JC McCavit Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Was that before or after he had his a** handed to him by Bruce Lee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller swc5150 Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't shorten the rope, he pulls the boat closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbrenchley Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Maybe someone needs to start a thread titled, "Did anyone hear what Chuck Norris did today in practice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BG1 Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Chuck had to lose to Bruce for the movies. He just couldn’t let that stand. What did you think happened to Bruce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BG1 Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Chuck doesn’t practice, he executes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skiep Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 Y'all ain't right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itch2ski Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I keep foolishly clicking on this thread hoping some real information about Nate's practice will be posted. Silly me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted July 18, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted July 18, 2013 If you Google search "Chuck Norris missed the buoy... or anything else" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. @skiep. You are correct sir.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted July 18, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 18, 2013 What Nate does in practice really has no bearing. Other elite skiers have bested the WR in practice and yet the WR still is rooted at 2 for the time being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller MrJones Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 Do not vary from the Chuck Norris theme Shane. He may not be pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller T_C Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 When Chuck Norris Skis the buoys do the same thing they do when Nate skis... They get out of the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skibug Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 Chuck doesn't run 43' off....43' off runs from Chuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted July 19, 2013 Administrators Share Posted July 19, 2013 @skibrain now that is funny. Sometimes the forum goes way off track and I mostly look the other way. This is one of those times. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skibug Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 When Chuck Norris looks the other way.....he is looking for more trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 Don't let Chuck see you looking the other way @horton, you might make him angry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted July 19, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted July 19, 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't counter rotate...the course does. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jwr Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 @mlskier I heard it was the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ORANGEBALLS Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 I broke the world record this morning in practice by pulling the earth through six buoys with a 43 foot rope. I decided this would be fun shortly after counting to Infiniti the second time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jipster43 Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 This thread get three out of five ass kicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 ***I broke the world record this morning in practice by pulling the earth through six buoys with a 43 foot rope*** Sorry Chuck...that would only be 32 off. You might be tough, but you stink at math! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporting Member Than_Bogan Posted July 19, 2013 Supporting Member Share Posted July 19, 2013 @ChuckNorris Smart thinking to count cars instead of trying to count to infinity. Amusing fact: Start typing "infinit" into google. It guesses what you mean based on popular search terms. Apparently more people are interested in cars than in math. Shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Brady Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 @Than_Bogan As far as I am concerned, YOU are my Chuck Norris brother!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Jody_Seal Posted July 19, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted July 19, 2013 Chuck is a Girl!!! Now Shaft is a bad Mutha ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporting Member Than_Bogan Posted July 19, 2013 Supporting Member Share Posted July 19, 2013 @Brady Thanks ... I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Brady Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 @Than_Bogan Thanks is sufficient....there was no think in my comment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller John Brooks Posted July 19, 2013 Baller Share Posted July 19, 2013 @Jody_Seal - What would Shaft's approach be to the slalom course and a World Record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted July 19, 2013 Baller_ Share Posted July 19, 2013 I can't believe nobody said "Shut your mouth". The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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