Boat names

[nzwaterski]

How about sharing some good ski boat names. I've seen some bad ones and some well thought out ones.

[A_B]

I posted a non-ski boat. It was a go fast boat. ZING

[A_B]

[A_B]

Sorry, couldn't delete.

[rodecon]

"Glass Cutter"

[Fine409]

There's some great ones here, not necessarily ski boat names though!

 

http://thechive.com/2014/03/26/having-trouble-naming-your-boat-heres-some-thought-starters-30-photos/

 

 

[Porkfight]

My buddy's boat is called OT (as in Overtime), so I jokingly call mine Borrowed Time. It has a big carbed 2-stroke outboard and will probably be illegal everywhere in a few years.

[Jody_Seal]

 

This one "Is" named Jug Hustler

 

 

This one "was" Bouncin Bubba

[Than_Bogan]

Some of the linked ones are a little obvious and/or just crude, but Unsinkable II is pretty classic. Actually took me a moment to "get it," which made it funnier.

 

Over my life, I've used creative names like "Little Boat," "Big Boat," "Fishing Boat," and "The Boat."

[mwetskier]

my favorite from my childhood is ' Miss Ski Tow '.

[Jordan]

Saw a big twin engine boat in Florida one time....called Miss Goody Two Screws

[wskier]

Best name I seen was my best friends dads boat AFTER YOU! Any women he took in his boat, he told her he named it AFTER YOU!

[woolly110]

"yeah bouy"

[GOODESkier]

My first inboard of my own was a DIXIE Super Skier 299. I got nick named Dixie cause everyone else was skiing a Nautique and I was the odd one out. My last name is "Burdick" so we called our boat the "BurDIXIE" It kind of looked like a confederate ski boat descended from a fishing vessel. Had a mastercraft from the 80's sort of wake and spray. Miss that old girl now and again.

[jipster43]

A buddy of mine named his Flathead Lake cruiser, "More Cowbell". It works for him.

[cragginshred]

Mine is 'Shasta' due to buying it in Redding Ca. and Mt Shasta is right there!

[Horton]

There was a promo boat in Bako a few years ago known as "The Humbler".

I call my buddy Charlie's red 196 "Red Love".

[ski6jones]

"I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

[doonez]

AQUADISIAC

[Brady]

I like these names. PassingGas. DragginAss. BallBuster.

[mikegile]

I saw a boat in Hood River not unlike the flying surfboards pictured above. This boat was a lovely shade of purple.

It's name: The Purple Throbber.

 

[bogboy]

Knot remodeling. (Don't tell the wife).