Chuck Norris strikes again

[Horton]

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@brooks is a funny man

[ski6jones]

I'd feel alot safer if Chuck liked water skiers.

[Horton]

@ski6jones Chuck just hates Lewis Hamilton fans

[liquid d]

Best use of instagram ever. Nice Job Brooks!

[brettmainer]

I think I am equally impressed by Chuck's marksmanship and Brook's editing.

[Than_Bogan]

Nice!

 

(Was that a handle break in reality?)

[Wish]

Ok the reality is what is such a mystery. We watched it happen from the bleachers. We ALL instantly thought the rope broke but one look at it being drug behind the boat and it looked perfectly intact. Freddy looked confused just looking at his hands and I think had no idea what happened. Over heard someone tell him when he got up on the pavilion that it looked like the rubber on the handle separated. Maybe Freddy can enlighten us. Great vid.

[Horton]

pretty sure @FWinter had some haircare product on his gloves

[Mateo_Vargas]

@FWinter didn't get wet, Robbin Lake got Freddie Wintered.

[ToddL]

So, I guess the boat crew survived the Chuck Norris ricochet (a.k.a. handle pop) with no injuries? Back of the tow boat still in 1 piece? I would think with that much energy, getting hit by the handle pop would have to smart a bit.

[brettmainer]

Does Performance sell bullet proof vests?

[MISkier]

I'm surprised Chuck uses a rifle. I figured he could achieve the same result merely by throwing the bullet or another projectile.

[skialex]

I've heard, the course run Chuck Norris @-43 while sitting in his armchair!

[ShererSkier]

I asked Chuck how to get better at slalom, he said I need to grow a beard.

[Freddie Winter]

Ha very ha @Horton. If we were in my motherland I'd call you a wanker but we're not so I won't. Isn't it wonderful to have a shockingly bad tournament and get ridiculed on social media. So thank you to @brooks and @Horton for making me feel like a real professional athlete. Now if you could just arrange a footballers paycheck that'd be awesome...

As for what happened, beats me. I've never let go, intentionally or not, so it was a very, very odd one. Won't happen again.

Hamilton for President.

[Horton]

 

 

 

 

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[morfoot]

I witnessed Chuck getting in a set this past weekend!