Baller_ Bruce_Butterfield Posted January 30, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted January 30, 2018 Gotta keep a tradition going! 1. @lpskier will get bored with the retired life and move to Canada to start a dog sitting service. 2. @jodyseal will lead the revolution to separate the real skiers from USATOADWATERSPORTS. Tournaments will be run with 3 officials and actually be fun again. 3. @eleski will finally admit “yeah, I’m just a crazy ole coot that never had a real job…what’s wrong with that?” 4. @Thanbogan will get a lobotomy and run for public office. His campaign theme will be “We gotta spread the GUT around!” 5. @MS will roll up to the BOS Cash Prize tournament in his wheelchair after getting the low bidder to fix his ACL. He will have a cooler full of Sweatwater IPA on his lap and hollering “if I just had my Monza…er..ah… my Goode….or…..ah… my Vapor, I’d run 39 and kick all your asses”. 6. @Horton will get a contract with Home & Garden network for a new series called “The Unboxing”. The series is suddenly cancelled after the 3rd episode when some rather unusual…..uh…toys….are unboxed and MrsHorton is seen briefly on camera with several sharp knives. 7. The newly founded “Waterski Addict” magazine will announce that the best place for a water skier to live is:………”Central Florida!”. Except no skier who has a real job can afford that and they all move to Texas. 8. @Sethski will be overheard commenting “I’m getting too old for this $H#t - I need a sailboat, a big Margarita, and some real estate.” 9. @rico will increase his PB to 5 ½” If it was easy, they would call it Wakeboarding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Sethski Posted January 30, 2018 Baller Share Posted January 30, 2018 @Bruce_Butterfield I don’t have a hard time believing any of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporting Member Than_Bogan Posted January 30, 2018 Supporting Member Share Posted January 30, 2018 I am so doing that! Thanks for the suggestion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted January 30, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted January 30, 2018 My wife is dog sitting the LaPoints’ dog Henry right now! Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted January 30, 2018 Baller Share Posted January 30, 2018 @eleeski will finally create a true breakthrough in slalom ski design. The governing bodies from several countries will deem it illegal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Not_The_Pug Posted January 30, 2018 Baller Share Posted January 30, 2018 @dirt will post funny stories about Horton weekly as part of his new comedy routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dchristman Posted January 30, 2018 Baller Share Posted January 30, 2018 Sweatwater IPA? Sounds salty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klindy Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 #10 - @eleeski will sell all his proprietary information, ski designs and know-how to @AdamCord & @adamhcaldwell for $1 to create a new top tier brand called the “Deny_Me”. @MS and @rico are the only customers and they spend the season learning that 5-1/2 is the maximum buoy count possible on the ski. As an early 2019 BOS prediction, at the end of the season they discover the design is ironically a pretty good trick ski during a slippery slalom session. Fortunately @Horton captrues it all on video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rico Posted January 31, 2018 Baller Share Posted January 31, 2018 @Bruce_Butterfield If I can get past a rico at 38 I will do a victory lap in the course in my speedos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted January 31, 2018 Administrators Share Posted January 31, 2018 @Rico and that is another reason for the drivers to swerve to the right as you exit 5 ball Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rico Posted February 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted February 1, 2018 Even if it’s bumblebee speedos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Bruce_Butterfield Posted February 1, 2018 Author Baller_ Share Posted February 1, 2018 Especially if it’s a bumblebee speedo If it was easy, they would call it Wakeboarding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted February 1, 2018 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2018 The worst part of this discussion is the fact that @Rico is French so his idea of a speedo might be substantially smaller than Olympic competition spec Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Drop a dime in the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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